Sid's crying into his pint glass.
Wide open though leaning towards Anderson (naturally
)One hundred and eiiggghhttttttyyyyyyyy!!!
Sid's crying into his pint glass.
Wide open though leaning towards Anderson (naturally
)One hundred and eiiggghhttttttyyyyyyyy!!!
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But what does Jocky Wilson say?.Happy New Year Velvet Donkey.
Are we talking cricket? If not, many apologies, but happy New year to velvet and goury. 
Happy New Year Goury
Good to see you mate
Aye Jocky and Eric - good old days.
Good to see you mate
Aye Jocky and Eric - good old days.
Hmmmm darts?
got it now, Boring though.
Happy New Year col 
It's darts I'm wittering on about
Great theatre though.
It's darts I'm wittering on about
Great theatre though.
Seeing it's a new year velvet, could you clear wether you are male or female, please, just for me. 
Happy 2011 Velvet ,Cologne and mincepie.Lets hope it's a good one,without any fears(or tears).Happy days of Jocky and Eric,and him with all the bling.What was his name?.
i've got VD.Down as male.But i read on here a couple of weeks ago that she was female.Maybe an enigma is the best way to descibe Velvet.
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and him with all the bling
Bristow No,it wasn't Bristow(The Crafty Cockney).I've remembered now.It was Bobby George.
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Wide open though leaning towards Anderson (naturally ) One hundred and eiiggghhttttttyyyyyyyy!!!
Is that Anderson's age?
DOH! I'm an idiot! of course it was
Sorry folks, I had to revive it just one more time.
I'm a Capricorn.
That's all you're getting.....for now.
Seriously though I'm a female chav trapped in an upper aristocrats' male body.
My psychiatrist describes it as a first.
That's all you're getting.....for now.
Seriously though I'm a female chav trapped in an upper aristocrats' male body.
My psychiatrist describes it as a first.
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i've got VD
Slinki mega observant as usual.Glad to see you're on the ball(as usual ) Karin. Happy 2011 I've got Velvet down as an Edinburgh lawyer.Drives an Audi RS4 during the week. Lancia Delta Integrale at weekends.Totally loaded.
No bad Goury 
Except I'm a petty criminal just out of Castle Huntly and I drive whatever I can break into.
If I say the highlight was a 318d you'll be able to tell where I'm headed....
Except I'm a petty criminal just out of Castle Huntly and I drive whatever I can break into.
If I say the highlight was a 318d you'll be able to tell where I'm headed....
Velvet do you live just behind the Tennent Brewery that was 20 years ago?
In Duke Street yeah...just in front
The Great Eastern
The Great Eastern
OMG, OMG,
Anyway, I really truly know where that is, I've had the best times for the Fringe and the New Year.
Anyway, I really truly know where that is, I've had the best times for the Fringe and the New Year.
Velvet.In a 318d?.I'd rather see you walking!.
I push started it Goury - that's how I was caught
HeHe! .Those lesser 318d owners simply can't afford to get them serviced Velvet.Maybe they should have stuck with the Punto.
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Seriously though I'm a female chav trapped in an upper aristocrats' male body. My psychiatrist describes it as a first
Peach! Triggers.Only Velvet D can come out with such sublime posts on here.Truly inspirational!.
I'll bow out, can't compete and am very tired. Night all.
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Triggers.Only Velvet D can come out with such sublime posts on here.Truly inspirational!
You're not wrong Goury
Nite col
Goodnight Cologne.I'd give you a hugs smiley if i had one to use.All The Best old pal!.Sleep well.