And I've just been done for vagrancy with intent.
If it's not televised I'm lookin at thirty years with a bunch of Willy Nelson lookalikes.
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Yeah, what's at the end of Phoenix?
By the time I get to Phoenix an all that.........
That's encouraging
Were they half a million strong? Or have I got the wrong song 
Just wait till I start playin Jackson 
And that was all she wrote..
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Just wait till I start playin Jackson
Look out Jackson, here he comes! 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
And that was all she wrote..
A woman of few words....it would seem.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Were they half a million strong? Or have I got the wrong song
Umm...option 2! 
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Were they half a million strong? Or have I got the wrong song
Umm...option 2!
I knew it!
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Just wait till I start playin Jackson
*Not gonna comment here*......I'll make myself look dafter than I originally do
That lassie gets in at midnight every day 
Night traffic warden in Kensington 
ÂĢ250k a year.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That lassie gets in at midnight every day
Night traffic warden in Kensington
ÂĢ250k a year.
You got the app?
Yella vest.
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Yella vest.
Best vest.
I prefer a battle vest meself
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That lassie gets in at midnight every day
Night traffic warden in Kensington
ÂĢ250k a year.
You got the app?
I wish I had
Two Lamborghini's, a Ferrari 288 GTO and an Allegro 1300HL you owe me
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That lassie gets in at midnight every day
Night traffic warden in Kensington
ÂĢ250k a year.
You got the app?
I wish I had
Two Lamborghini's, a Ferrari 288 GTO and an Allegro 1300HL you owe me
You can keep the Allegro.
Off to the crushing disaster of the cricket now luvver. 
Later Xochs
I'm mid slip.
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That lassie gets in at midnight every day
Night traffic warden in Kensington
ÂĢ250k a year.
You got the app?
I wish I had
Two Lamborghini's, a Ferrari 288 GTO and an Allegro 1300HL you owe me
You can keep the Allegro.
Off to the crushing disaster of the cricket now luvver.
Yeah.............it's not good is it 
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Later Xochs
I'm mid slip.
It couldn't have been worse. Nanite.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by velvet donkey:
That lassie gets in at midnight every day
Night traffic warden in Kensington
ÂĢ250k a year.
You got the app?
I wish I had
Two Lamborghini's, a Ferrari 288 GTO and an Allegro 1300HL you owe me
You can keep the Allegro.
Off to the crushing disaster of the cricket now luvver.
Yeah.............it's not good is it
And within seconds worse than you can imagine Pam.
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
And within seconds worse than you can imagine Pam.
Oh! Flippin eck! 
I've got Winter sorts on with the sound down 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
And within seconds worse than you can imagine Pam.
Oh! Flippin eck! I've got Winter sorts on with the sound down
Get to sleep Pam. It's going to be ugly. 
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Xochiquetzal:
And within seconds worse than you can imagine Pam.
Oh! Flippin eck! I've got Winter sorts on with the sound down
Get to sleep Pam. It's going to be ugly.
I knew you were Liz Hurley