You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
*Stands next to Petercat beside the ciabatta hand made by Milanese nuns and agrees*
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
No course you don't Pete...
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quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
No you do, you just don't know it because their little darlings have been left at home with the au pair.
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
No?
Waitrose. Jacinta (holding baby Trustifaria) and little Fabian doing a shop as it is the helps week off. Little Fabian, not knowing where he is going because he is too busy dreaming of his trust fund, wanders into my trolley. Jolts me slightly but there are no injuries to either party. He looks at me sheepishly. I walk on, I don't even roll my eyes. I am a stone's throw from Jacinta checking out the brie as I peruse the vintage cheddar.
'Mummy', says Fabian. 'That lady bashed into me'. 'Oh Fabian, are you hurt?', replies Jacinta. She checks him out for flesh wounds. My hackles go up, slightly, as she gives me the filthiest look. 'Would you like to tell your Mother what really happened?', I said. Jacinta whinges a little and says 'He is only little a boy' in an accusatory manner. 'And you must be so proud', I replied as I wrangled my trolley and headed toward the deli counter, 'you've raised a liar and a pussy'.
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
'you've raised a liar and a pussy'.
quote:Originally posted by PeterCat:
You don't get those sort of people in Waitrose.
Well, quite.
Mace. Or an over and under. I take no shit
This is spooky!! I had an experience with a little boy in Asda today too! Totally different scenario though. I was going past the milk and this little lad (who infact looked like a mini Sree!!) passed me, obviously lost, looking all around him> He was 3-4. I asked him if he'd lost his mum and he nodded. I said I would help him find her. He held my hand and we proceeded up and down the aisles. (passing my daughters schoolfriend on the way,who works there, and gave me a quizzacal look, looking at the boy then at ne and said "yours?" when it was obvious the little boy did not belong to me!! )... anyway, suddenly the boy shouts "There she is!" and runs off to this woman at the other end of the aisle we were in. She turns round, sees him and just carries on pushing her trolley as if nothing has happened!! Then the little boy said something to her and points towards me and she turns round and smiles! Wowee, I thought; You were really bothered that your little boy had dissapeared, possibly abducted by aliens, as long as he came and found you eventually!! Honestly- Some people!...especially those in Asda it seems!!
What a nightmare Q
I went shopping in Morrisons on Saturday and there was a screaming brat screaming at the top of its lungs the entire time I was there. It's mother was ignoring it and just casually browsing all the aisles.
The OH had to hold me back
I went shopping in Morrisons on Saturday and there was a screaming brat screaming at the top of its lungs the entire time I was there. It's mother was ignoring it and just casually browsing all the aisles.
The OH had to hold me back
quote:Originally posted by Little Miss Spurs:
This is spooky!! I had an experience with a little boy in Asda today too! Totally different scenario though. I was going past the milk and this little lad (who infact looked like a mini Sree!!) passed me, obviously lost, looking all around him> He was 3-4. I asked him if he'd lost his mum and he nodded. I said I would help him find her. He held my hand and we proceeded up and down the aisles. (passing my daughters schoolfriend on the way,who works there, and gave me a quizzacal look, looking at the boy then at ne and said "yours?" when it was obvious the little boy did not belong to me!! )... anyway, suddenly the boy shouts "There she is!" and runs off to this woman at the other end of the aisle we were in. She turns round, sees him and just carries on pushing her trolley as if nothing has happened!! Then the little boy said something to her and points towards me and she turns round and smiles! Wowee, I thought; You were really bothered that your little boy had dissapeared, possibly abducted by aliens, as long as he came and found you eventually!! Honestly- Some people!...especially those in Asda it seems!!
What an ungrateful trollop!!
Some mothers just shouldn't take their kids to supermarkets....especially Asda.
quote:Originally posted by carotino:
Mace. Or an over and under. I take no shit
Mail order...on its way.
quote:Originally posted by Liverpoollass:
What a nightmare Q
I went shopping in Morrisons on Saturday and there was a screaming brat screaming at the top of its lungs the entire time I was there. It's mother was ignoring it and just casually browsing all the aisles.
The OH had to hold me back
I always finds screaming brats wherever I go LL...it's like they follow me.
I have become immune to them.
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