quote:Originally posted by tupps:
This is why I never shop in anything less than Sainsburys...
Lure him to the frozen meats section.. leg of lamb to the back of the knees.. job done..
*Licks pencil and makes notes*
*Licks pencil and makes notes*
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
This is why I never shop in anything less than Sainsburys...
Lure him to the frozen meats section.. leg of lamb to the back of the knees.. job done..
Wot!!! you don't shop in
Bejams....whoa...that's a blast from the past!
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
This is why I never shop in anything less than Sainsburys...
Lure him to the frozen meats section.. leg of lamb to the back of the knees.. job done..
*Licks pencil and makes notes*
No charge.. a large bag of frozen chips will do just as well but may be prone to splittage..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
No charge.. a large bag of frozen chips will do just as well but may be prone to splittage ..
What? The legs or da bag?
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Went shopping to Asda on Monday as we were going on a school trip on Tuesday with school...so needed to buy a few bits.
This 3yr (he looked about that!) boy (cute as a bloody button but with horns sticking out of his head!) started hitting my boy with a Gladiator style mallet thingymebob. My son just ducked and I just watched this cherub bashing my boy....whilst his even cuter sister (about 4-5 yrs old) was giving him the 'what do think you're doing' stare.
Carried on shopping...as you do....the monster found us again....and bashed my boy...again. I was like feck...I am gonna smack him one (but his muvver looked scary!)....so I gave him a look this time. He obviously ignored me and carried on. Anyhoo...we managed to get away.
Right...(are you still with me?)....next aisle...yes the little shit found us and proceeded to go straight for my son...by this time my son was rooted the spot...wide eyed!! He just reached my son when his mum got hold of him (I had already told him to leave my son alone in my ever so firm but non banshee voice!!)....I heard shouts and screams behind me. My son started laughing and he said he mum was smacking him. End of story ya think.....
In the meat aisle now....little fecker has found us....again!! He marched towards my boy whilst staring me in the eye (little bloody shit!). I walked up to him and said if you touch my boy I will tell your mum....in a firmer voice this time.
He walked away from us with a scowl....2 seconds later....he runs past us brandishing the mallet calling us 'CHICKENS' at the top of his voice....whilst everyone stared at us!! My son burst out laughing....but I was----------->
ASDA IS NOT SAFE.....BE WARNED!
ya should have sent round the local library to annoy people pretending to read books whilst listening to an MP3 player and posting on a forum - but thats the subject of another post
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
No charge.. a large bag of frozen chips will do just as well but may be prone to splittage ..
What? The legs or da bag?
if you're lucky... the former..
you can also lure the child to the frozen section and torepedo it with mini-milks.. this may lead to temporary blindness..
Zaylee....I was joking about the library thing....
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
if you're lucky... the former..
you can also lure the child to the frozen section and torepedo it with mini-milks.. this may lead to temporary blindness..
You've done this before...haven't you?
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
if you're lucky... the former..
you can also lure the child to the frozen section and torepedo it with mini-milks.. this may lead to temporary blindness..
You've done this before...haven't you?
I can't deny it..
Next time I go to Asda....you're coming!
You've pulled!
You've pulled!
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:
Next time I go to Asda....you're coming!
You've pulled!
I'm there.. you should see me weilding a courgette..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm there.. you should see me weilding a courgette..
Don't tell me....Kinga stylee!!
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm there.. you should see me weilding a courgette..
Don't tell me....Kinga stylee!!
I was thinking more ya nunchuckas.. but hey, whatever gets them pesky hyperactive kids off ya back...
I fear I may get a lifetime ban...
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I was thinking more ya nunchuckas.. but hey, whatever gets them pesky hyperactive kids off ya back...
I fear I may get a lifetime ban...
I suspect so too!
But it'll be worth it.
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I was thinking more ya nunchuckas.. but hey, whatever gets them pesky hyperactive kids off ya back...
I fear I may get a lifetime ban...
I suspect so too!
But it'll be worth it.
^5 sistahhh..
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
^5 sistahhh..
quote:Originally posted by ~Orchid~:
Oh I say... You can get a Hot Shot shaft.
quote:Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
Pixie - you are doing exceptionally well
thats very good going xxx
See, I knew there was another reason for shopping with Ocado. 
I never shop in Asda for this very reason
So glad we go to Sainsburys... the shoppers are far more refined!
Having said that, the staff seem to be under so much pressure these days, the way the shelf stackers rush around with steel cages, i would not be surprised if customers sometimes get hit by them.
Having said that, the staff seem to be under so much pressure these days, the way the shelf stackers rush around with steel cages, i would not be surprised if customers sometimes get hit by them.
quote:Originally posted by Cold Sweat:
So glad we go to Sainsburys... the shoppers are far more refined!
Having said that, the staff seem to be under so much pressure these days, the way the shelf stackers rush around with steel cages, i would not be surprised if customers sometimes get hit by them.
caging the customers
a novel way keeping customers loyalty?
In Lidl Im normally chased by a big man in a uniform
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
In Lidl Im normally chased by a big man in a uniform
I know it's bargain basement... but you are still expected to make a payment!
quote:Originally posted by Amythist:
In Lidl Im normally chased by a big man in a uniform
Must be your perfume...
I know this pain . . .
Was walking through Sainsbury's (yes, i'm posh) And saw a lil boy in a trolley crying whilst his mum was explaining/reasoning in some way.
As i walked past he slapped my arm!!!
WELL ... as a former teacher (part trained , ok) i stopped in my tracks !!!
"Go ahead - hit me again, go on" offering up my arm, "Go on ... and i'll hit you back."
His mum smiled with approval as the lil shite just stared.
It wasn't pretty . . . lol
Was walking through Sainsbury's (yes, i'm posh) And saw a lil boy in a trolley crying whilst his mum was explaining/reasoning in some way.
As i walked past he slapped my arm!!!
WELL ... as a former teacher (part trained , ok) i stopped in my tracks !!!
"Go ahead - hit me again, go on" offering up my arm, "Go on ... and i'll hit you back."
His mum smiled with approval as the lil shite just stared.
It wasn't pretty . . . lol
I would have shoved him in a chest freezer.
I think Renton if I asked this particular lil shite to hit my son or me again....he would have bashed us to the ground...
quote:Originally posted by demonickitten:
I would have shoved him in a chest freezer.
He was smaller than a chest freezer DK.
quote:Originally posted by queenshaks:quote:Originally posted by demonickitten:
I would have shoved him in a chest freezer.
He was smaller than a chest freezer DK.
Id have shoved him in there in any case Madam xx
Queenie - this is terrible and the very reason i stopped my teacher training - seriously
i was constantly swimming against a tide of bad parenting
YES BAD PARENTING
I left disillusioned, thinking "Wots the point"
Shame really
i was constantly swimming against a tide of bad parenting
YES BAD PARENTING
I left disillusioned, thinking "Wots the point"
Shame really
Eek! I always have my Admuncher where it blocks all the ads on most sites. I removed the filtering for a sec and at the bottom of the page there is an ad for 'Save up to 20% on your ASDA groceries'
quote:Originally posted by demonickitten:
Id have shoved him in there in any case Madam xx
I'd been quite happy to do that but I think my son would have bee mortified!
YUP they're topic related - try a urine incontinence thread
sounds like he needs a good clip round the earhole... not that you can do that these days 
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
Queenie - this is terrible and the very reason i stopped my teacher training - seriously
i was constantly swimming against a tide of bad parenting
YES BAD PARENTING
I left disillusioned, thinking "Wots the point"
Shame really
Hey am a TA in a primary school so I know.
Good thing about school is you can punish them.
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
YUP they're topic related - try a urine incontinence thread
Erm....
funny story queenie, i blame the asda pat on the b-side - incites violence
quote:Originally posted by bozzimacoo:
funny story queenie, i blame the asda pat on the b-side - incites violence
I'll pat this lil shite with a baseball bat if I see him again.