Went shopping to Asda on Monday as we were going on a school trip on Tuesday with school...so needed to buy a few bits.
This 3yr (he looked about that!) boy (cute as a bloody button but with horns sticking out of his head!) started hitting my boy with a Gladiator style mallet thingymebob. My son just ducked and I just watched this cherub bashing my boy....whilst his even cuter sister (about 4-5 yrs old) was giving him the 'what do think you're doing' stare.
Carried on shopping...as you do....the monster found us again....and bashed my boy...again. I was like feck...I am gonna smack him one (but his muvver looked scary!
)....so I gave him a look this time. He obviously ignored me and carried on. Anyhoo...we managed to get away.Right...(are you still with me?)....next aisle...yes the little shit found us and proceeded to go straight for my son...by this time my son was rooted the spot...wide eyed!! He just reached my son when his mum got hold of him (I had already told him to leave my son alone in my ever so firm but non banshee voice!!)....I heard shouts and screams behind me. My son started laughing and he said he mum was smacking him. End of story ya think.....
In the meat aisle now....little fecker has found us....again!! He marched towards my boy whilst staring me in the eye (little bloody shit!). I walked up to him and said if you touch my boy I will tell your mum....in a firmer voice this time.
He walked away from us with a scowl....2 seconds later....he runs past us brandishing the mallet calling us 'CHICKENS' at the top of his voice....whilst everyone stared at us!! My son burst out laughing....but I was----------->
ASDA IS NOT SAFE.....BE WARNED!
, cool and collected always works lol. But what a brat doing that to your son. I haven't experienced nothing bad in Asda so far 
um...Where can one purchase one of these? Out of purely academic interest of course...
