It has been established as documentary fact that both JJ and Sunshine would choose a monkey over a baby. The most notable reason for this is of course, as we all know, babies draw on the walls with your make-up. But which would you prefer?
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Monkey all the way. Babies grow up into gobby teenagers.
Oh a monkey, definitely. I could train it to pick pockets like in that one movie.
I also chose monkey. The drawing on walls with my lipstick would push me over the edge. I really don't think my nerves could take it.
No brainer - monkey -preferably a marmoset. Babies.... meh.
No self respecting monkey would touch Sunshines minging lippy
All mine are cheeky monkeys anyway awwww
But if you want neither then go for the baby.
They fetch more on Ebay
They fetch more on Ebay
I would love a monkey
I'd run if I were you Spidermonkey!
you'll be trussed up in a bonnet & cardy & shoved in a pram if you're not careful!
you'll be trussed up in a bonnet & cardy & shoved in a pram if you're not careful!
Yip i go with that! Having 2 kids and a grand-daughter a monkey would be easier and cheaper 
where's the neither option. I'd like a wolf please.
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I'd like a wolf please
So would Ben
I've done the baby thing, I'll try a monkey this time.
monkey for sure.
Monkey, then I can train it up to become a monkey butler
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Monkey, then I can train it up to become a monkey butler
def the way to go there SazHope you are well hun x