If you was an hm and did wanted him to be up for eviction how would you make him talk?
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I would point out that his permed hair reminds me of an elderly lady, and I would recommend a blue rinse to complete the look.
He has just made a lot of noise kissing Sophie.
That surely counts - it was sound from his mouth.
That surely counts - it was sound from his mouth.
I would tell him that Freddie has a HUGE todger and it appears that Freddie is liked on the outside and perhaps Kris should put himself up against his nemesis if he's so 'cock-sure' of himself 
I would tell him that it is cringingly obvious to the viewing public that he has feelings for Charlie
I'd flash my GG boobs at him.
Water torture.
Get Freddie to dry hump Sophie.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
Tell him he's bound to have a huge furball in his gullet he sucks his hair so often. 
Approach his hair with a blunt pair of kitchen scissors.....
quote:Originally posted by langster:
Get Freddie to dry hump Sophie.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
way harsh....
I'd get half wit to keep talking non stop to him, maybe sing a tune to him also.
quote:Originally posted by mazia:
I'd get half wit to keep talking non stop to him, maybe sing a tune to him also.
Good call....
quote:Originally posted by mazia:
I'd get half wit to keep talking non stop to him, maybe sing a tune to him also.
Great idea, he will crack in minutes.
quote:Originally posted by langster:
Get Freddie to dry hump Sophie.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i can see you've put a lot of thought into it
quote:Originally posted by Syd:quote:Originally posted by langster:
Get Freddie to dry hump Sophie.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
way harsh....
I'm a reasonable sort... I'd settle for just a couple of them?
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:quote:Originally posted by mazia:
I'd get half wit to keep talking non stop to him, maybe sing a tune to him also.
Great idea, he will crack in minutes.
oh yes exactly - put a pair of scissors in Freds hands as said above - we all know what arty-farty arisoctats are like when they'e bored - they will chop off all ur hair whilst singing 'how do u like ur eggs in the morning...' or summat like that
feal charlies ass that shud make him speak, but i want charly out this weak the gay *****
Just shout "WANKER!" in his face.
Simples
Simples
quote:Originally posted by langster:
Get Freddie to dry hump Sophie.
Kick him in the fanny.
Put crocodile clips on his wimples.
Pour hydrochloric acid in his eyes.
Tell him that Kevin Keegan wants his hair back.
Put matches under his fingernails and then light them.
Piss in his eyes.
It seems none of that was necessary.
But.. it seems a shame to let so many good ideas go to waste.
