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Originally posted by MoFo:
Hoob for me its the whole 'just hold the baby while I go for a fag' lure. If you dont smoke its not really the done thing to say 'just hold the ****ing baby while I bluddy dont for a while PLEASE'

Do you know what I mean?

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Originally posted by MoFo:
Ooooh Shar, I left my lad in Woolies once...he was about 3 weeks old. I left Woolies and went to the grocers. When I came out of the grocers I kept counting my bags thinking I'm sure I'm missing one. OMG when I realised I was actually missing a pram with my baby in it I tore down the road and burst through Wollies door in hysterical snot fits. He was still sat in his pram sleeping away where I'd left him thank buggery!!!