Ladies I need help please....how can you wash and dry nylon with it getting full of static?
Ta muchly
(Wheres Lee shes usually good at this stuff?!)
Ta muchly
(Wheres Lee shes usually good at this stuff?!)
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The mind boggles.
Dr Dong says let it drip dry. 
says let it drip dry. 
You still wearing mantyhose, Trollop?
doesn't fabric conditioner lessen static ?
I have tried the drip dry method but it dont work, the fabric conditioner helps but it still has 'cling factor' 
PMSL @ mantyhose!
PMSL @ mantyhose!
Stop rubbing balloons on yourself.
That helps!
That helps!
Dr Dong is now asking why you have a Nylon shirt
He is now saying after Blizzzies comment.... Rub yourself with cats or amber, one of them should do it.... maybe
PS he has clarified that he means Amber the semi precious stone and he is not asking you to rub your self with a woman
PS he has clarified that he means Amber the semi precious stone and he is not asking you to rub your self with a woman
Hahahaha! Worse if a trackie type top! It dont have a hood though....*tries to sound less chavy*
Do you think handwashing might be better? Not that I can remember the last time I did anyone anything by hand...what a bliddy faff arse about!
Leave my balloons alone
Do you think handwashing might be better? Not that I can remember the last time I did anyone anything by hand...what a bliddy faff arse about!
Leave my balloons alone
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says let it drip dry
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Its a trackie type top
Dr Dong says throw it away ... God he is good Reference:
Are we still talking nylons?
Mr and Mrs Trollop, I believe?
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Dr Dong says throw it away ... God he is good
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Mr and Mrs Trollop, I believe?
He looks like hes got a mouth full of shotties
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He looks like hes got a mouth full of shotties
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He looks like hes got a mouth full of shotties
What are shotties?
shotties = marbles
Oh sorry I thought you meant schotten the German for Scottish 
I thought we were talking Vodka, or the likes!
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shotties = marbles
Ohhh, see I thought you had just typo'd stotties. Ooop north we sometimes refer to a mans ball bag as his stotts you see. *goes off to cleanse mind* I was going to suggest plums, but...
Jees has nobody heard of shotties?!
God bless Google...cold water delicate cycle, do not wash with other fabrics, fabric conditioner and drip dry!! *goes to try*
God bless Google...cold water delicate cycle, do not wash with other fabrics, fabric conditioner and drip dry!! *goes to try*
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I was going to suggest plums, but...
Everyday event in this house
Static is not fun and so that's why you just take control of the static situation. By following these simple tipsânot drying your clothes all the way, separating your cotton and synthetic fabrics, and even using smelly vinegarâyou can make winter much less crackly.
And don't rub your balloons.
And don't rub your balloons.
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God bless Google...cold water delicate cycle, do not wash with other fabrics, fabric conditioner and drip dry!! *goes to try*
Then throw it in the bin. slowly mind or it will burst into flames Reference:
and even using smelly vinegar
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Then throw it in the bin. slowly mind or it will burst into flames
Everytime I wear it and go to open the car door I swear you can see the electric arcing from my hand to the door handle! Mrs Trollop keeps joking it will make me self combust!
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Static is not fun
Poor Master Cinds went to school with a pair of my under crackers stuck up his sweater sleeve last week. ooops I mean 
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Poor Master Cinds went to school with a pair of my under crackers stuck up his sweater sleeve last week. ooops I mean
(or 
, if he sees this)I often find those missing socks hiding in jumpers.
If that advice doesn't work, Kleeneze, yes, the catalogue that's full of tat, does an anti-static spray, which surprisingly, works!
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Poor Master Cinds went to school with a pair of my under crackers stuck up his sweater sleeve last week
Clean or dirty? *preys for the young un*
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If that advice doesn't work, Kleeneze, yes, the catalogue that's full of tat, does an anti-static spray, which surprisingly, works!
Aaaah! Now I have to go and beg the forgiveness of that 80 something old man who I keep shouting at when he pushes the catalogue through my door and I can never find it when he comes back for it!
I'm sure if you grovel enough, he will be only too willing to shove another one through your door! 
Yes, if you let him know that you are having problems with your nylons and need his special spray, I'm sure he'd come round.
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Clean or dirty?
Clean of course As for Kleeneze, I cannot look at that brochure, it's that flaming plug hole hair trap they insist on showing a massive picture of *gags*
I swear the last time I sent him away I could hear him mumbling under his breath that I would need him before he needed me!
Perhaps I've been hexed by the Kleeneze man!
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Clean of course
Sorry! Just wondered with him comming of age an all......