Is that actually serious?

Apparently so. Gawd bless the Mid-West!

Safe Music:

• Cyndi Lauper
• Sufjan Stevens (at request of publisher)
• The Right Brothers (bush was right!)
• Dresden Dolls
• UnderOath
• Blondie**
• Creed
• Falling Up
• Flyleaf
• Sandi Patti
• Disciple
• P.O.D
• Evanescence
• By The Tree
• Michael W. Smith
• Jars of Clay
• DC Talk
• Danielson
• Cheap Trick

Well known GLBT rights activist and campaigner Cyndi Lauper

I reckon Motorhead might be safe music. Dunno though, have you seen all that long hair? Maybe they used to have short hair till they listened to music that made them gay. It's all very confusing 

I love Creed, all their songs are about crying out to Jesus.

Once I had a love and it was a gas

Soon turned out to be a pain in the ass

Veggie

Exactly what I was thinking!

P Diddy and the The Rolling Stones, 5 of the music worlds biggest slags with the opposite sex are likely to make your children gay. Is it just me or is there a flaw in that plan?

They do dress a bit fruity though.

Oh shit Jay Z, DMX and Lil Wayne too!

Oh maybe we all took 99 Problems the wrong way

Taken from DMX's 'Baby Motha' (for those who don't know, a baby mother is the mother of someone's child. I.e; The Queen is Phillip's baby mother. Same applies for baby father i.e; Phillip's the Queen's baby father)

Anyhooo, I am really struggling to find the push for homosexuality in the following lyrics:

My baby motha be buggin soon as I walked in the door
Got me like "I ain't f**kin with this bitch no more"
Give me a Puerto Rican honey that cook rice and beans
And hair down to her ass, who looks nice in them jeans
So I can be like "Damn, you looking good and I wanna f**k"
But you a chicken so when I'm finish, I got a duck

Why isn't Barry Manilow on the safe list?? Who the hell would wanna shag to his music?

I think it might turn your kid into a misogynist though.

Possibly. Ok, gimme your best argument about Barry Manilow THEN. *does Rikki Lake guest head wobble*

What about hetro bands/artists that are so bad that you turn gay? There's equal danger there imo. Rick Astley and Oasis spring to mind.

Her name was Lola she was a showgirl

I bet it's the same Lola from the Kinks song!

Aha! Maybe Lola the showgirl was really a man, or dare I say it....Trans (and of course that's a REALLY BAD THING)



I may have to get in touch with Donnie dicksplash and ask his reasonings behind such theories. Hmmm.

Hi-fives!!! Hahahaha great minds!

Wash your mouth out and say 10 Hail Marys you shit

Hail Mary, who art in heaven, blessed be they summat. Can I go now?

Hahahaha 

I can't believe you dissed Oasis . Disgraceful. And Rick Astley could SING and still can (I saw him on the tele earlier).

There's lots of other John Lennon tribute bands out there Karmawarma. They all sound the same. Oasis though, they sound like John Lennon B sides which is a bit of a prob for me. Soz and all that 

Rick Astley turns the straight men gay and the gay ladies straight. True fact that.

Hush thy beak for you know not of what you speak

Yes, Beatles and Stones influences can undoubtedly be heard in the work of the Gallaghers, but they are still the dogs danglies and shook up an unarguably shit music scene in the early 90's, and have since been an influence to others Prometheuscanthinkfofawordtorhyme. I thank you.

I dunno, one of my step-daughters is gay and she saw Rick on the tele and she's still gay.

I must admit, I enjoy singing one of their songs on Guitar Hero.

Your step daughter must have turned off half way through or something??

Peter! Love it

If I had a talk show I would love it to be Rick rolled.

It's so sad, seeing Karms being so horribly, awfully wrong on this thread. The worst thing is... it's probably not her fault. Everyone knows to chop their ears off immediately if the first few bars of a John Lennon B side (sorry Oasis) kicks in, but she knows not. What to do?

Anyone got any ideas?

Nah, she watched the lot. She even watched Michael Ball before it (it was his shitty bollocksy poxy arse show). She likes the Rick as do I. Rick is now brunette btw.

Maybe she needs to see Rick Astley without Michael Ball.

Yes. Get thee a musical education

I will suggest this to her later

I have now moved on to The Dooleys. Wonderful band, nice clean lyrics and excellent dance routines