‘Wanker’ as an insult

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I just thought I should inform everyone that the majority of men don’t mind being referred to as wankers. All men wank, and if they say they don’t they are either lying or unable to sustain an erection. I certainly don’t think that the likes of Kris and Kenneth would mind being called it.

I’d love to hear some alternative name-calling. Ones that would actually get them riled up.

Maggot-Boy was quite popular back in my school days, and it quite suits Kris..

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sandraMember

choob

7/30/094:36 PM

kattymieowwMember 10 years

Wanker implies that their organ only knows their own hand..

7/30/094:36 PM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by kattymieoww:
Wanker implies that their organ only knows their own hand..

indeed

7/30/094:43 PM

Jeggo (Ben`s Buddy/Member of JJ`s LS]Member

I think there are far worse things men can be called.

7/30/094:48 PM

stonksMember

No is this reverse cology..I still think wanker is good....

7/30/094:52 PM

globulemcMember

Amiable term to your mates but not elsewhere.........

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wanker

.

7/30/097:45 PM

*KG*Member

*removed original post, due to serious possibility of boppage*

7/30/097:50 PM

HazyMember

Where there's a willy there's a wanker!

7/30/098:27 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I like Hand Husband.

It implies more of a commitment.

7/30/098:42 PM

gukuMember

knob-jockey

suits Isaac to a T

7/31/093:25 AM

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