And a brolly on the side too...ta 
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and a Cherubim chaser 
got any holy ghost, chilled?
It's in the fridge Suze 
Sorry Gyps...can sort you a line of crucifix?
Sorry Gyps...can sort you a line of crucifix?
i am intoxicated on the love of our lord right now..(makes effort to sound ratarsed)...bb...'so how do you feel being up for nomination?'.....fake monk...'well disapointed but i'm not surprised' blah blah blah..(sounding completely coherent).guess the lord drip feeds him asprin and alka seltzer too..
Could I have a Flaming Satan? 
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Could I have a Flaming Satan?
Get thee behind 
oh crap.i completely missed the point of the thread.....
..can i claim intoxication of the love of our lord?.*waits shamefaced*....
..can i claim intoxication of the love of our lord?.*waits shamefaced*....Reference:spongey
disapointed but i'm not surprised' blah blah blah..(sounding completely coherent).guess the lord drip feeds him asprin and alka seltzer too..
blahahahahah 
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Sorry Gyps...can sort you a line of crucifix?
you can get hooked on that sort of thing i know...
poor
I know Spinge...he's a worse fake drunk than the boy after he had a swig of WKD
Sorry Rawky, only good spirits here
Sorry Rawky, only good spirits here
Veggie 
That has to be post of the day!!!! Bishops Finger.wahhhhhhhhh! 
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That has to be post of the day!!!! Bishops Finger.wahhhhhhhhh! h
He needs to quit that drunk on God ACT, or I'll have to do the unthinkable, and vote Dave out rather than Gollum.
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Bishops Finger
Just don't ask where he's put it 
Wahey! I'll have a pint of 'Our Lord' please
that just sounds sooooooooo wrong.
that just sounds sooooooooo wrong.
It is all a bit poncey innit Spidey 
Sorry Beamers
Dont think I didnt notice that terrible one either Gyps
Vegeroo...
Dont think I didnt notice that terrible one either Gyps
Vegeroo...
has that muppet been on the godka? 
the jesus juice is on meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
godka? hahahaha!
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you can get hooked on that sort of thing
The gag was there to be made. And you nailed it. 
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has that muppet been on the godka?
LOL! Brilliant.Reference:
the jesus juice is on meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Time for some new material Dance me old Fruit!
*groan* and another
Rev...do you come in pints?
That sounded wronger than a wrong thing and I didnt mean it to
Rev...do you come in pints?
That sounded wronger than a wrong thing and I didnt mean it to
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The gag was there to be made. And you nailed it.
see i set that up and you knocked it in Reference:
Time for some new material Dance me old Fruit!
i don't go to the effort of making them, just to post them once you know Reference:
see i set that up and you knocked it in
...said Judas to Pontius Pilot
OK DS point taken, hurry up with a new one tho willya?
He's faker than a big bloody fake thing!
And I don't care if that's a clichÃĐ and I'll mark me bingo card with pride!
And I don't care if that's a clichÃĐ and I'll mark me bingo card with pride!
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OK DS point taken, hurry up with a new one tho willya?
You will have to wait until I am filled with holy inspiration i'm afraid...that's how these things work Reference:
*groan* and another Rev...do you come in pints? That sounded wronger than a wrong thing and I didnt mean it to
LOL not for a week or so no. Hope you are ok?
Nothing a good strangling wont sort out
You?
You?
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He's faker than a big bloody fake thing! And I don't care if that's a clichÃĐ and I'll mark me bingo card with pride!
I just did faker.
*Dabbers Card*Reference:
Nothing a good strangling wont sort out You?
I'm good thanks!!!
I have had a couple of days off so it's been good.
Who wants strangling?Oh I know my eldest
R
Laydeez 
and Rev and teh Mens
We could have a singalong!
http://www.hitslyrics.com/k/ki...s-lyrics-105294.html
Does anyone know the tune?
and Rev and teh Mens We could have a singalong!
http://www.hitslyrics.com/k/ki...s-lyrics-105294.html
Does anyone know the tune?
Still giving you grief eh? 
Just the stupid ex hubby, being his usual wanky self.
Just the stupid ex hubby, being his usual wanky self.
pfft the love of Our Lord is like gnat's pee. I need something stronger to get me intoxicated 
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Laydeez and Rev and teh Mens We could have a singalong! http://www.hitslyrics.com/k/ki...s-lyrics-105294.html Does anyone know the tune?
F oook Lordy, thanks be to God it was just lyrics?