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As you all know Eggheads is a fantastic quiz show on BBC 2 which has the uncanny ability of making you want to punch all the "Eggheads" in the face. But which one tickles your pickle the most?

 

Kevin Ashman

 

PROS: He's super intelligent, is our Kev. You'd definitely want him on your Pub Quiz team.

 

CONS: He's devoid of all personality and humour. Not even a fart joke makes this man smile.

 

Daphne Fowler

 

PROS: She probably makes a mean Victoria Sponge.

 

CONS: She's retired from the show. So no face punching for us

 

Chris Hughes

 

 

PROS: He often likes to finish his answers off with a little sing song or ditty.

 

CONS: He often likes to finish his answers off with a little sing song or ditty. 

 

Judith Keppel

 

 

PROS: She's awfully posh, and she's a millionaire. She'll treat ya right... financially anyway.

 

CONS: She knows jack all about most of the subjects. Best leave her at home for the Pub Quiz.

 

CJ De Mooi

 

 

PROS: Punching him in the face will make you feel good.

 

CONS: Not punching him in the face makes baby Jesus cry.

 

Barry Simmons

 

 

PROS: Seems like a complete push over, so you could get anything you want from him.

 

CONS: Likes to add further information to everyones answers. Information no-one cares about.  Shut up, Barry. Jeez, this guy!

 

Pat Gibson (on the right)

 

 

PROS: Has managed to lose quite a bit of weight and now rocks a rugged, if patchy, beard.

 

CONS: Seems to tire of people quite quickly. Especially CJ. So likely to tire of you too.

 

Dave Rainford (on the left)

 

 

PROS: D'awww. Those chubby cheeks.

 

CONS: Constantly seems to be looking down his nose at you. Judgemental or WOT!

 

Lisa Thiel

 

 

PROS: Erm... well, at least she's representing the ladies.

 

CONS: Has a know-it-all attitude which she patronisingly uses with humour. She also kicks kittens*.

 

*might not be true.

 

So, who gets your vote?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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I like clever Kev 

 

*joins the beat up CJ queue* he thinks he is soooo good, left the show to focus on his acting career and after collecting 14 oscars and 12 baftas has decided to "entertain" the little people, smug git 

 

can we also give a dig to the host who insists on using the most inappropriate nickname "tremendous knowledge Dave"

 

daphne annoyed me with her jammy guesses every time she didn't know an answer, yeah yeah 

barney
Originally Posted by barney:

I like clever Kev 

 

*joins the beat up CJ queue* he thinks he is soooo good, left the show to focus on his acting career and after collecting 14 oscars and 12 baftas has decided to "entertain" the little people, smug git 

 

can we also give a dig to the host who insists on using the most inappropriate nickname "tremendous knowledge Dave"

 

daphne annoyed me with her jammy guesses every time she didn't know an answer, yeah yeah 

...and that bloody awful voice. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

cologne 1
Originally Posted by Rawky-Roo:
Originally Posted by Madame Arcati:

 

I stopped watching the show ages ago because I was having nightmares featuring Her Royal Smugness.  

 

Has she really gone?  Is it safe to come out now?

Yes, she has.

 

Although, sometimes BBC 2 throws in a repeat every now and then. Tread carefully.

Phew!  I may well tune in again, but will heed your warning

Madame Arcati

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