TITS - BUM - WILLY
Pick the pips outta that 1 FLOSSIE
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Oh, yes, yes correct me again.
Oh, yes, yes correct me again.
I come with a small cquote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Excellent post captain.
Shouldn't proper nouns be spelt with a capital letter?
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Noirin was the one who was repeatedly asking for Bea's advice a week ago.
It's a shared BB House, not Noirin's & Billy-Bob's own private residence Therefore her HMs are bound to be affected by the stunts she pulls, and have every right to question her actions.
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
I'm wondering if she's afraid to lose her temper. If she starts digging even deeper, it will soon sound a bit hysterial to some. She's quite the diplomat while at the same time leaving nuggets to be picked up.
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quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
Don't you bloody start on spelling evviva!
Former Member
quote:Originally posted by RENTON:
TITS - BUM - WILLY
Pick the pips outta that 1 FLOSSIE
Arse feck DRINK wimmin!
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quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
Don't you bloody start on spelling evviva!
Who? Me?
Look how I spelled "beeatch"
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quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
I bet you have the forum's best-dressed bottom.
Why thankyou Flossie, I put ribbons and sequins on it, but only for you
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
Don't you bloody start on spelling evviva!
Flossie go and do your own thread, all about spelling and grammar. Thank you so much.
DAMN, another C4 link, thanks anyway but I aint EVER gonna ' pat the bastards on the back ' by visiting their websites,
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Noirin was the one who was repeatedly asking for Bea's advice a week ago.
It's a shared BB House, not Noirin's & Billy-Bob's own private residence Therefore her HMs are bound to be affected by the stunts she pulls, and have every right to question her actions.
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
I'm afraid, if I were Bea, I would have said, 'I'm expressing MY opinion with regard to your behaviour Noirin which is my right. I suggest Noirin, you get used to people expressing their opinion with regard to your behaviour in this house and quick smart. Because, Noirin, when you are evicted my dear, I think you'll find there will be a lot of people clambering over each other to do the same. May I suggest you invest in a set of ear plugs and a muzzle for your lapdog?'.
Then I would gather up my skirts and flounce..
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Oh, yes, yes correct me again.
Grammar flirting is underrated
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
I want tupps in the housequote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Noirin was the one who was repeatedly asking for Bea's advice a week ago.
It's a shared BB House, not Noirin's & Billy-Bob's own private residence Therefore her HMs are bound to be affected by the stunts she pulls, and have every right to question her actions.
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
I'm afraid, if I were Bea, I would have said, 'I'm expressing MY opinion with regard to your behaviour Noirin which is my right. I suggest Noirin, you get used to people expressing their opinion with regard to your behaviour in this house and quick smart. Because, Noirin, when you are evicted my dear, I think you'll find there will be a lot of people clambering over each other to do the same. May I suggest you invest in a set of ear plugs and a muzzle for your lapdog?'.
Then I would gather up my skirts and flounce..
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quote:Originally posted by cologne1:
I'm wondering if she's afraid to lose her temper. If she starts digging even deeper, it will soon sound a bit hysterial to some. She's quite the diplomat while at the same time leaving nuggets to be picked up.
I can be a diplomat too, Col
When faced with Noirin's sneery snarly face, I would have simply slapped it
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quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Who? Me?
Look how I spelled "beeatch"
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Excellent post captain.
Shouldn't proper nouns be spelt with a capital letter?
I was referring to his rank, not the person
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Noirin was the one who was repeatedly asking for Bea's advice a week ago.
It's a shared BB House, not Noirin's & Billy-Bob's own private residence Therefore her HMs are bound to be affected by the stunts she pulls, and have every right to question her actions.
How come Bea didn't think to spell these things out to the mardy beeacth
I'm afraid, if I were Bea, I would have said, 'I'm expressing MY opinion with regard to your behaviour Noirin which is my right. I suggest Noirin, you get used to people expressing their opinion with regard to your behaviour in this house and quick smart. Because, Noirin, when you are evicted my dear, I think you'll find there will be a lot of people clambering over each other to do the same. May I suggest you invest in a set of ear plugs and a muzzle for your lapdog?'.
Then I would gather up my skirts and flounce..
I want tupps in the house
I wouldn't last long..
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quote:Originally posted by cologne1:
Flossie go and do your own thread, all about spelling and grammar. Thank you so much.
'twould be a very lonely place
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quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I'm afraid, if I were Bea, I would have said, 'I'm expressing MY opinion with regard to your behaviour Noirin which is my right. I suggest Noirin, you get used to people expressing their opinion with regard to your behaviour in this house and quick smart. Because, Noirin, when you are evicted my dear, I think you'll find there will be a lot of people clambering over each other to do the same. May I suggest you invest in a set of ear plugs and a muzzle for your lapdog?'.
Then I would gather up my skirts and flounce..
Yes but, my dear, you have a FAR better way with words than I do.
I repeat, I would have just given those flapping jaws a slap
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Eye have a spelling checker, it came with my pea sea
It plainly marks four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.
Eye strike a quay and type a word and weight for it to say
Weather eye yam wrong oar write, it shows me strait a weigh.
As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long
And eye can put the error rite its rare lea ever wrong.
Eye have run this poem threw it I'm shore your pleased to no
Its letter perfect awl the way, my checker told me sew.
Blimey, Flossie will get her/his woolly jumper in a knot over this one.
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Dearie me. Snorin and Prozac don't do themselves any favours do they? Hope she goes to-night!
they're very well suited... odious, jumped up, self important twonks
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quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Puts ribbons, sequins, ....and swarovski crystals on posterior especially for the Capt
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quote:Originally posted by Flossie:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by Flossie:
Excellent post captain.
Shouldn't proper nouns be spelt with a capital letter?
I was referring to his rank, not the person
Of course
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quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I want tupps in the house
I wouldn't last long.. [/QUOTE]
I'd vote for you to stay
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by cologne1:
I'm wondering if she's afraid to lose her temper. If she starts digging even deeper, it will soon sound a bit hysterial to some. She's quite the diplomat while at the same time leaving nuggets to be picked up.
I can be a diplomat too, Col
When faced with Noirin's sneery snarly face, I would have simply slapped it
Yeah, you're right. I would have to admit defeat as well.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
I'd vote for you to stay
Awwww...
I'd probably be dragged out by security though..
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Puts ribbons, sequins, ....and swarovski crystals on posterior especially for the Capt
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Puts ribbons, sequins, ....and swarovski crystals on posterior especially for the Capt
quote:Originally posted by cologne1:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Puts ribbons, sequins, ....and swarovski crystals on posterior especially for the Capt
I feel like the Noirin of the forum now
quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by cologne1:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
Flossie are you flirting through the medium of grammar?
Thought we'd agreed that 'twas I that was going to flirt with you Capt?
Puts ribbons, sequins, ....and swarovski crystals on posterior especially for the Capt
I feel like the Noirin of the forum now
Yes, it's all your fault, you brought it on yourself. Only messing.
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quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
I'd vote for you to stay
Awwww...
I'd probably be dragged out by security though..
And I'd be the one outside waiting in a limo crammed with boxes of Choos & fresh Mojitos
Im such a tartquote:Originally posted by cologne1:
Yes, it's all your fault, you brought it on yourself. Only messing.
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
I'd vote for you to stay
Awwww...
I'd probably be dragged out by security though..
And I'd be the one outside waiting in a limo crammed with boxes of Choos & fresh Mojitos
Ohhh, it would almost be worth writing in and asking to go into the house.
When Noirin said "It has nothing to do with you. Why are you getting involved?"
Bea should have said: "Actually, you made it my issue when you came crying to me in the kitchen and bedroom about fancying both Siavash and Tom, and then proceeded to ask for my opinions on what you should do and how you should handle it. It's not my problem that you bounced your way around four men in the house and came out of it with egg on your face, but you did come to me in your time of need. So, you made it my business. You got me involved"
Bea should have said: "Actually, you made it my issue when you came crying to me in the kitchen and bedroom about fancying both Siavash and Tom, and then proceeded to ask for my opinions on what you should do and how you should handle it. It's not my problem that you bounced your way around four men in the house and came out of it with egg on your face, but you did come to me in your time of need. So, you made it my business. You got me involved"
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quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
I feel like the Noirin of the forum now
and for you cologne
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:quote:Originally posted by CaptVimes:
I feel like the Noirin of the forum now
and for you cologne
quote:Originally posted by Mathematics:
When Noirin said "It has nothing to do with you. Why are you getting involved?"
Bea should have said: "Actually, you made it my issue when you came crying to me in the kitchen and bedroom about fancying both Siavash and Tom, and then proceeded to ask for my opinions on what you should do and how you should handle it. It's not my problem that you bounced your way around four men in the house and came out of it with egg on your face, but you did come to me in your time of need. So, you made it my business. You got me involved"
Bea was actually eating an egg at the time as well
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