It's me again. At least it's the other me, we couldn't have two mes, could we, it would get very confusing.

I went to the window earlier.
I saw another me outside the window and he did exactly what I did, mimicing my every move.
Turned out I was looking into a mirror.

i heard a cry earlier
got up to have a look
it was a mini me
i picked it up and hugged it. all went quiet.

It was a dark and stormy night. Two men sat on a park bench. One of them looked at the other and started speaking and this is what he said:

It was a dark and stormy night. Two men sat on a park bench. One of them looked at the other and started speaking and this is what he said:

It was a dark and stormy night. Two men sat on a park bench. One of them looked at the other and started speaking and this is what he said:

It was a dark and stormy night. Two men sat on a park bench. One of them looked at the other and started speaking and this is what he said:

It was a dark........................

Again Again by SRT

Every day I would come they would be waiting. They were historionic and obsessed with the words vitriol and vitriolic. I was there yesterday. I was they're today. I would be their tomorrow.... and so would they.

quote:

Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
Again Again by SRT

Every day I would come they would be waiting. They were historionic and obsessed with the words vitriol and vitriolic. I was there yesterday. I was they're today. I would be their tomorrow.... and so would they.

3 different theres. other than that i have absolutely no idea what happened in srt's story.

lmao at the parrot

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i heard a cry earlier
got up to have a look
it was a mini me
i picked it up and hugged it. all went quiet.

Oh I thought I had commented on this already I almost made me cry

quote:

Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i heard a cry earlier
got up to have a look
it was a mini me
i picked it up and hugged it. all went quiet.

Oh I thought I had commented on this already I almost made me cry

sorry

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:

quote:

Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:
i heard a cry earlier
got up to have a look
it was a mini me
i picked it up and hugged it. all went quiet.

Oh I thought I had commented on this already I almost made me cry

sorry

Don't say sorry

quote:

Originally posted by BeerBelle:

quote:

Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:
Again Again by SRT

Every day I would come they would be waiting. They were historionic and obsessed with the words vitriol and vitriolic. I was there yesterday. I was they're today. I would be their tomorrow.... and so would they.

3 different theres. other than that i have absolutely no idea what happened in srt's story.

Really? I thought it was dead obvious LOL

quote:

Originally posted by Smoke:
Once upon a time, in the land of the blind the one-eyed man went mad.

I thought he went up in smoke?

The Secretary looked and decided to leave the acid droppers to it

"I'll say goodbye before I leave," Jim said. "No need," said Bob, "let's just say goodbye now. You're leaving so early, and I'll be asleep."

"Anyone who reads this sign will die instantly", said Tom, reading the sign.

The end.

The beginning.

"Honey, I'm home" said the short-sighted dragon as he flew straight at the volcano.

"Hi", said God.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!", screamed Richard Dawkins.

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Originally posted by Well-Wisher:
"Hi", said God.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaagh!", screamed Richard Dawkins.

that is VERY FUNNY. (and i am an athiest!)