I thought it common knowledge! In spite of this being a family forum, it 's past the watershed. David Ginola = Vagina Dildo. (If I may say so)
Nicely sporting from Muntari.
Ooooh shenanigans
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
In a more football sense, ignoring Lycra, who is the prettiest footballer, who has the twattiest haircut, or best nosebleed, may I say that the Americans seem rather well organised.
^ *Technical post alert* ^ 
There's something to be said for them you know 
Indeed.
My observation is that they don't make 'em like George Best anymore. The bloke got kicked all the way from the halfway line and never went down.
This lot faint at the thought of a light breeze passing by.
My pal was Georges cousin, sad day when he hung up his boots 
I have an original Harold Riley painting of George 
Nice, Cosi. My friend has a lovely photo of him with her and her sister. He was gorgeous
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
In a more football sense, ignoring Lycra, who is the prettiest footballer, who has the twattiest haircut, or best nosebleed, may I say that the Americans seem rather well organised.
I was always partial to David Ginola and Thierry Henry.... they don't make them like that anymore sighhhhhhhhhhhh
Yes,I could go for Ginola.....but that's in a footballing sense
So you DO have an eye for the totty 
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
I thought it common knowledge! In spite of this being a family forum, it 's past the watershed. David Ginola = Vagina Dildo. (If I may say so)
Is that why he always had a twinkle in his eyes ?
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
In a more football sense, ignoring Lycra, who is the prettiest footballer, who has the twattiest haircut, or best nosebleed, may I say that the Americans seem rather well organised.
I was always partial to David Ginola and Thierry Henry.... they don't make them like that anymore sighhhhhhhhhhhh
Yes,I could go for Ginola.....but that's in a footballing sense
So you DO have an eye for the totty
Yes THAT Totti is nice too
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Nice, Cosi. My friend has a lovely photo of him with her and her sister. He was gorgeous
Lovely 
We may have to chat about this more at another time as I'm wondering if your friend knows a family member of mine 
Oooo miss
oh maaaaaan
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I have an original Harold Riley painting of George
He's done a few of George hasn't he Cosi?
Half time. Right peeps. I need to go to bed now. Night all 
Ahhh...Totti *sigh*
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Half time. Right peeps. I need to go to bed now. Night all
Goodnight Sprout
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Half time. Right peeps. I need to go to bed now. Night all
night Pam
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I have an original Harold Riley painting of George
He's done a few of George hasn't he Cosi?
A few, yes. He gave some away 
to friends - I really rate his work.
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Half time. Right peeps. I need to go to bed now. Night all
Happy slumbers, Sprout 
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I have an original Harold Riley painting of George
He's done a few of George hasn't he Cosi?
A few, yes. He gave some away to friends - I really rate his work.
I'm a fan of Percy Kelly and he would never sell his 
...different style completely and for obvious reasons I like him.. off his trolley but fabulous
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
ah the nose picker...talk all you like 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Make it a public lav and I reckon you're on.
Well the footie has delighted me enough for one day, and to be honest I couldn't give a toss about this game, or whether Clint Dempsey would wear a Cheryl Curl shirt.
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Are you David Mellor?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Make it a public lav and I reckon you're on.
I could compromise. As long as she'd wear the whole kit
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Well the footie has delighted me enough for one day, and to be honest I couldn't give a toss about this game, or whether Clint Dempsey would wear a Cheryl Curl shirt.
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Well the footie has delighted me enough for one day, and to be honest I couldn't give a toss about this game, or whether Clint Dempsey would wear a Cheryl Curl shirt.
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
Nighty night GJ
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Well... that's what they say in those gossipy threads on DS...
I may have wandered in once or twice
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Well the footie has delighted me enough for one day, and to be honest I couldn't give a toss about this game, or whether Clint Dempsey would wear a Cheryl Curl shirt.
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
I do like the chat with you all though but. Sleep well!
Night Joe
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Are you David Mellor?
*googles David Mellor*
Nope still none the wiser, I give up. You're going to have to tell me. Who?
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Well... that's what they say in those gossipy threads on DS...
I may have wandered in once or twice
His brother Wayne is a complete waynker.
Perhaps it's in the genes
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Bethni:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Crunchy Nuts:
Can I talk about Cheryl Cole?
Of course, but you might not get the answers you'd like
Okay. Let's try....
Do you think if I bought her an England top with Beckham 7 on the back she'd wear it for me in the bedroom?
Are you David Mellor?
*googles David Mellor*
Nope still none the wiser, I give up. You're going to have to tell me. Who?
Tory politician from yesteryear who someone did a kiss n' tell on
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Well... that's what they say in those gossipy threads on DS...
I may have wandered in once or twice
His brother Wayne is a complete waynker.
Perhaps it's in the genes
Oooh do you know him Cosi ?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
His brother Wayne is a complete waynker.
Perhaps it's in the genes
is that the Canary one ?
Tory politician who reportedly paid girls for sex while he, and they, wore Everton kit
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Gary's a good presenter but apparently he's not that nice in RL
Well... that's what they say in those gossipy threads on DS...
I may have wandered in once or twice
His brother Wayne is a complete waynker.
Perhaps it's in the genes
Is he the brother who opened the bar in Tenerife, if so, i agree with you D