quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
One yank and they're doon!
after Isaac I'll will agree.... after Isaac I'll will agree.... 
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
One yank and they're doon!
That made me choke on a rolo ...
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
G'day Shelias.
I've just had to ask my son how to spell Sheila....
Ok ok. I got it wrong.
by the way flip flops are called Thongs in Oz. Na na na na na.......................
(is that the good ninga or the bad niga?)
Thats why I said I'd been walking around with nickers on me feet..
You used Glance Ninja= good....
Sorry Stonks, I just read back and spotted it. So sorry. This is hilarious.
Just heard a great one on the radio. A man complaining about U2 playing in Croke Park said he was 76 yrs old and it wasn't fair on him.
Then he said "I'll be 80 in a COUPLE of years time and I need my sleep".
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Leave my Isaac out of this please ...
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
G'day Shelias.
I've just had to ask my son how to spell Sheila....
Ok ok. I got it wrong.
by the way flip flops are called Thongs in Oz. Na na na na na.......................
(is that the good ninga or the bad niga?)
Thats why I said I'd been walking around with nickers on me feet..
You used Glance Ninja= good....
Sorry Stonks, I just read back and spotted it. So sorry. This is hilarious.
Just heard a great one on the radio. A man complaining about U2 playing in Croke Park said he was 76 yrs old and it wasn't fair on him.
Then he said "I'll be 80 in a COUPLE of years time and I need my sleep".
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
One yank and they're doon!
Oooooh Dave-Ga Ga is online ... when are the American FMs coming out to play please Dave ...???
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
G'day Shelias.
I've just had to ask my son how to spell Sheila....
Ok ok. I got it wrong.
by the way flip flops are called Thongs in Oz. Na na na na na.......................
(is that the good ninga or the bad niga?)
Thats why I said I'd been walking around with nickers on me feet..
You used Glance Ninja= good....
Sorry Stonks, I just read back and spotted it. So sorry. This is hilarious.
Just heard a great one on the radio. A man complaining about U2 playing in Croke Park said he was 76 yrs old and it wasn't fair on him.
Then he said "I'll be 80 in a COUPLE of years time and I need my sleep".
He want to be here in my house with Rush, only group that has a 2 hour lead break..
..My dad said he was 75 for 3 yrs.. And whats this fella complaing for?..it could have been Daniel....
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Leave my Isaac out of this please ...
Erm excuse me..he looked straight at me, he wants me and I'm the one with the lickerlisence....
quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Shar:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I never got an invitation
Come stand with me and shar....
Are we the outcasts?
Well we've not been given a secret password it would seem ...
Then again ... I'm not going to tell them the secret password into the ... erm ... Australian Ga Ga members ... oh yes ... they do exist ... but most of you will never meet them ...
OMG Bruce had me well laughing tonight....
Well if they don't want us that's their loss lol.
Ohhh, an Aussie Gaga, well I've online Aussie friends, I wonder if they've heard about Gaga and will share the password, if so, I'll infiltrate
Erm ... no .... it's a highly specialised, top-secret type of forum in Australia ...
The average Aussie wouldn't have the password ...
but I love the hilarious Aussie prog Kath and Kim, would that help 
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
G'day Shelias.
I've just had to ask my son how to spell Sheila....
Ok ok. I got it wrong.
by the way flip flops are called Thongs in Oz. Na na na na na.......................
(is that the good ninga or the bad niga?)
Thats why I said I'd been walking around with nickers on me feet..
You used Glance Ninja= good....
Sorry Stonks, I just read back and spotted it. So sorry. This is hilarious.
Just heard a great one on the radio. A man complaining about U2 playing in Croke Park said he was 76 yrs old and it wasn't fair on him.
Then he said "I'll be 80 in a COUPLE of years time and I need my sleep".
He want to be here in my house with Rush, only group that has a 2 hour lead break..
And whats this fella complaing for?..it could have been Daniel....
...............Oh, then fare ye well, sweet Donegal, the Rosses and Gweedore...............
I'm off to bed ... all this different time zone stuff trying to converse with Aussie FMs has me fecked ...
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
In the US pants are trousers
................and purses are handbags.
Seee, I didn't start a sentence with 'and'.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
................and purses are handbags.
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries......... 
quote:Originally posted by Shar:
I'm off to bed ... all this different time zone stuff trying to converse with Aussie FMs has me fecked ...
Goodnight Shar. xx
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
G'day Shelias.
I've just had to ask my son how to spell Sheila....
Ok ok. I got it wrong.
by the way flip flops are called Thongs in Oz. Na na na na na.......................
(is that the good ninga or the bad niga?)
Thats why I said I'd been walking around with nickers on me feet..
You used Glance Ninja= good....
Sorry Stonks, I just read back and spotted it. So sorry. This is hilarious.
Just heard a great one on the radio. A man complaining about U2 playing in Croke Park said he was 76 yrs old and it wasn't fair on him.
Then he said "I'll be 80 in a COUPLE of years time and I need my sleep".
He want to be here in my house with Rush, only group that has a 2 hour lead break..
And whats this fella complaing for?..it could have been Daniel....
...............Oh, then fare ye well, sweet Donegal, the Rosses and Gweedore...............
We have a vid with him on the boat around the locks..brings back happy memories....
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
quote:Originally posted by Shar:
I'm off to bed ... all this different time zone stuff trying to converse with Aussie FMs has me fecked ...
Its that Bruce, he's a wild one.
.nigh night shar.... 
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
In the US pants are trousers
What are nickers?....
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
Do you want to hear about the American knickers?
They are pants....
In the US pants are trousers
What are nickers?....
From our trips there and from US online friends they are either knickers or underwear, but it may depend on the State they live in
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
600 Chinese takeaways in Ballina Stonks. No need to travel.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
600 Chinese takeaways in Ballina Stonks. No need to travel.
But there not in them little boxes you see on American movies Tates..
..Gawd I sound like a right food fiend.... quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
New York is absolutely buzzing!! meals in the US are HUGE!!!!
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
600 Chinese takeaways in Ballina Stonks. No need to travel.
But there not in them little boxes you see on American movies Tates..
..Gawd I sound like a right food fiend.... [/QUOTEWent to Vegas a few years ago, asked hubby to got get hotdog for me and our son (who was 4) at the time. He came back with two hotdogs that were bliddy 3 foot long. Funniest thing I ever saw watching my son try to eat the hotdog, it was bigger than he was. Had chinese out of cardboard carton and went shopping in New York New York hotel, does that count
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
Them Yanks are only spreading salmonella.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
Them Yanks are only spreading salmonella.quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
New York is absolutely buzzing!! meals in the US are HUGE!!!!
So are a lot of the people.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
..I'll let them off with that but don't get me started with the pensioners.... quote:Originally posted by shar69:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
600 Chinese takeaways in Ballina Stonks. No need to travel.
But there not in them little boxes you see on American movies Tates..
Went to Vegas a few years ago, asked hubby to got get hotdog for me and our son (who was 4) at the time. He came back with two hotdogs that were bliddy 3 foot long. Funniest thing I ever saw watching my son try to eat the hotdog, it was bigger than he was. Had chinese out of cardboard carton and went shopping in New York New York hotel, does that count
Now I'm jealous..what were the hotdogs like? anything like ours?....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
Don't let them off with anything. We had a visit from our unfriendly environmental health officer the other day and she told us we shouldn't have an unopened pack of napkins in the same press as an unopened box of birthday candles.
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
Go on.
quote:Originally posted by *BB*:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
Crisps are Chips and Chips are French Fries.........
My biggest thing I'd like to go to America for is shopping in NY, a hotdog and chinese food out of them little cartons..gawd I'm sad....
New York is absolutely buzzing!! meals in the US are HUGE!!!!
So are a lot of the people.
Absolutely true. On our first visit we were shocked at the size of most Americans we saw.
Over the years it's now become apparent there are also Brits who are described as obese.
In Japan the youngsters are also showing signs of being overweight, which is a cultural change of body weight since the US introduced fast foods there like McDonalds etc.
quote:Originally posted by Tayto:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
Don't let them off with anything. We had a visit from our unfriendly environmental health officer the other day and she told us we shouldn't have a pack of unopened napkins in the same press as a box of unopened birthday candles.
I'm surprided they can afford to send these people out considering half the countries dentist and Chemists are on stike cos Mary the twat Harney won't meet with them..Pensioners are having to pay for their meds and the dentist are pulling teeth out that only need a small filling....
quote:Originally posted by *BB*:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
Go on.
Read my post to Tates BB, gawd you would'nt believe it..you go to a hospital you get seen to we go and we are asked how are we paying....
Don't start me Stonks.
quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by *BB*:quote:Originally posted by stonks:quote:Originally posted by Tayto:
The HSE don't allow cardbord boxes Stonks.
They don't keep the food at the right tepmerature.
The HSE don't allow alot Tates..
Go on.
Read my post to Tates BB, gawd you would'nt believe it..you go to a hospital you get seen to we go and we are asked how are we paying....
I see what you mean.
First question you're asked. "Have you VHI, Bupa or are you Medical Card"?
If they have a works pension it puts them over the limit for the Medical Card so they have to pay for every scrap they get.
If they have a works pension it puts them over the limit for the Medical Card so they have to pay for every scrap they get.