I have a pile tissues on my desk, then when you lookm at them after a glass or sedveral, look remarkably like bacon.
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You sure they're not a Tesco's burger?
nah too foldy for b
urgers
has to be bacon, after a red win spillage.
thak you for post in this threads.xx
You spilt red wine??? 
That's a disarrrrster dahhhrrrrrrling!
*does a quick tango to avert crisis*
south afrian cab sauv/shiraz.
I ma so ashamed.
nice flicks btw..
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
south afrian cab sauv/shiraz.
I ma so ashamed.
And so you should be! If there's a worldwide shortage I know who I'll be pointing the finger at
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
nice flicks btw..
There's life in this old girl yet, baby 
(That above statement might be worthy of your other thread. It's a lie and I'm buggered).
Get some Zzzz's cos those mankini's won't pack themselves.
Catch you tomorrow hopefully, night 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
south afrian cab sauv/shiraz.
I ma so ashamed.
And so you should be! If there's a worldwide shortage I know who I'll be pointing the finger at
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
nice flicks btw..
There's life in this old girl yet, baby
(That above statement might be worthy of your other thread. It's a lie and I'm buggered).
Get some Zzzz's cos those mankini's won't pack themselves.
Catch you tomorrow hopefully, night
Oh, I know, g'night my lovely.xx
she wants my body, you know.
Life is such a trial....
I like this thread. It has just the right level of drunken bonkers-ness
I could right fancy some grilled tissues and eggs this morning.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I could right fancy some grilled tissues and eggs this morning.
I shop at Tesco so I've probably eaten worse 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
You spilt red wine??? That's a disarrrrster dahhhrrrrrrling!
*does a quick tango to avert crisis*
