Does anyone have any good post Champions League Jokes for united?
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No. I do have loads about Linda Nolan though 
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
No. I do have loads about Linda Nolan though
After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imoquote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
quote:Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imoquote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
2 Things, what's Northern Ireland got to do with it, 2nd I never meant to upset anyone, I found those on a joke website.
A man was beaten to death by a mob after Rangers won a football cup in Scotland. I found your jokes in poor taste. Sorry but I do.quote:Originally posted by Poolshark:quote:Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imoquote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
2 Things, what's Northern Ireland got to do with it, 2nd I never meant to upset anyone, I found those on a joke website.
quote:Originally posted by Penny Gabrielwise:
No. I do have loads about Linda Nolan though
You're obsessed!!!
quote:Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imoquote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
I did.quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:quote:Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:After recent events in Northern Ierland don't you think your jokes are well a bit in poor taste ... in fact at any time they are in poor taste imoquote:Originally posted by Poolshark:
Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a Man U fan?
A: You take your boots off to jump on a trampoline!
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Manu U fan?
A:At least there are skid marks in front of the dead dog!
Q: What do you say to a Manu U fan with a nice looking woman on his arm?
A: Nice tattoo mate!
Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
Well your just a bit sensitive then or you have a warped mind.
good jokes.lol.
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Well your just a bit sensitive then or you have a warped mind.
I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh.
I thought this thread would have some funny jokes about last nights game etc - not that kind of unfunny hatred
You are shockingly rude.quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Well your just a bit sensitive then or you have a warped mind.
quote:I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh
good job they are just jokes then.
quote:Originally posted by Popular Butcher:quote:I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh
good job they are just jokes then.
You need talk, stout tradesman.
Anyone who remembers Shankhill Road will also find your material offensive.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Popular Butcher:quote:I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh
good job they are just jokes then.
You need talk, stout tradesman.
Anyone who remembers Shankhill Road will also find your material offensive.
Do i care.............erm, no.
This was supposed to be a thread of light-hearted banter and it gets turned into a thread about sectarian killings. Thanks' very much guys.
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
This was supposed to be a thread of light-hearted banter and it gets turned into a thread about sectarian killings. Thanks' very much guys.
Makes a change.
quote:Originally posted by The Singing Ringing Tree:I did.quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Christ Almighty talk about relating something to something that it shows remotely no links to!! Who in under God would have though of that man from Coleraine reading them jokes!
I did as well.
It aso reminded me of some nasty racist jokes from my childhood!
I liked the tattoo joke though!
I've just read an article where a Man Utd fan drove his minibus into a group of Barca supporters and killed 4 of them because he was so peed off about the result. That's no joke. I can't believe people get so worked up over a bliddy game!
quote:Originally posted by suzybean:quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
This was supposed to be a thread of light-hearted banter and it gets turned into a thread about sectarian killings. Thanks' very much guys.
Makes a change.
Hi ya Suzy 
quote:Originally posted by Popular Butcher:quote:I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh
good job they are just jokes then.
No, a joke is supposed to be funny. That stuff is just offensive
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Popular Butcher:quote:I think the person with the warped mind is the one who finds jokes about killing other footy fans funny tbh
good job they are just jokes then.
No, a joke is supposed to be funny. That stuff is just offensive
For some, others, like me, find it highly amusing.
There were floods all over the UK last night, the rest of the county pissed themselves laughing at United
Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European cup final, they will play with two balls so each team can have a kick.
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Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.
What a gorgeous day out. The birds are singing and all Mancs are going around with their tail between there legs. Life is good
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Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.
What a gorgeous day out. The birds are singing and all Mancs are going around with their tail between there legs. Life is good
quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I've just read an article where a Man Utd fan drove his minibus into a group of Barca supporters and killed 4 of them because he was so peed off about the result. That's no joke. I can't believe people get so worked up over a bliddy game!
Thats awful!
Didnt hear that!
quote:Originally posted by Irish-Princess:
Michel Platini has announced that the next time United get to a European cup final, they will play with two balls so each team can have a kick.
For Sale: 30,000 Man United Final flags - good as new - only been waved for 10 minutes
For Sale: 70,000 Man United Champions League Winners 2009 t-shirts. Contact www.overconfident********.com
Doctors are today carrying out tests on Nemanja Vidic by force-feeding him. It's to see if he only chokes in big games.
What a gorgeous day out. The birds are singing and all Mancs are going around with their tail between there legs. Life is good
They're good!!
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:quote:Originally posted by faerykelstar:
I've just read an article where a Man Utd fan drove his minibus into a group of Barca supporters and killed 4 of them because he was so peed off about the result. That's no joke. I can't believe people get so worked up over a bliddy game!
Thats awful!
Didnt hear that!
it was some man in Nigeria - hardly think he was a true fan rather just a very disturbed indivdual using united as an excuse!!