Shite horses instead of shire ones

r and t are too close together..

i always type Cheshite instead of Cheshire on addresses

 Derm.

sadly most of my typos are around the word I typoed in my OP.  Like I am renowned for discount being something with the c and o around the wrong way.  Then the other week in here I started a thread about having my hair CUT off and a flippin n found it's way in to the word
What is going on in my head?

the best ever one ive seen was yours on here cinds, it was classic and ive started laughing again, how is the hair cut these days,

oh you beat me to it cinds.

That's funny!  I had bought a dress a few weeks ago over the phone from a shop in Manchester, I had actually spelled my address out to the girl, but it still arrived (hand written address label) saying newcastle-upon-thyme   In my head Newcastle smelled better that day!

I can't remember the exact context, but it was in French and involved a confusion between aider and aimer.

Cheshite didnt smell quite so good though

My typo on C4 when I said Lesley Garrett would be a lot more bearable if she would just shit up (instead of shut up)

And on FB the other day I said 'I am so bored with Alan bloody Titchmarsh every day that I want to hot him with my crutch'

I was supposed to say 'hit'

Hahahahahahahha I giggled for ages over that.  Although my one today had me laughing harder, I even rang Mr Cinds to tell him.  The hair CUT is great thanks, I've had it trimmed again since then.

PMSL

it that letter N its gonna haunt ya cinds,
glad you double checked ya invoice

Do you know Justa, I am giggling to myself again over both of those now.  I think I should jimmy the N out of my keyboard for the sake of ......well...for the sake of me and that it might get me banned from somewhere one day

hahahha the funniest thing was it was an invoice to Northumbria Police.  They might not have thought anything of the typo, and just thought it was something they bought in to facilitate full cavity searches

ohh cinds i wish you had sent that out

a cut and wax to coppers now thats even funnier.  needs tissue for streaming eyes

That was a classic

Shaddap  I bloody woke up the next morning and laughed at that.

In the LUT.   I'd only been LUTing a few days, and I didn't notice it til three posts down (so unable to edit it).

Should have read:   Cam on Dale

What I typed:  Came on Dale

I proper real life blushed!  and squealed, and blushed some more!

 I bet it was that Stuart!

hahahahahahaha that reminded me of when Stuart left the BB house and stage dived in to the crowd and they just parted and he splattered on the floor

OH LORD That has to be the funniest eviction ever!

   I'd forgotten about that!  

Wheeeeeee...... splat!

the crowd surf dive that is... the above sound effect... not a sound effect for the typo!

hahahahahahha ditty, it was a classic wasn't it.  If there was ever a favourite eviction vote, THAT one would def be mine.

The one where you asked how to do a screnshit instead of screenshot had me howling too

Any of Leccy's drunken typos are fab, love ya Lecs And of course, Angel's now famous: Scunthroat

Its up there with Marco's, when he went skidding across the wet stage and knocked his mum over

hahahahahhaha I forgot about that one.  Now we are heading to a whole new thread.

I was a secretary at a hospital here in Brum working for the Matron (old school refused to be called Director of Nursing Services) anyhoo when people made donations to the ward fund in memory of their relative/friend we always sent a letter of condolence and thanking them for the donation.

One day I back spaced too far during a correction and a letter nearly went out condoling a man on the death of his moth instead of mother

OMG I forgot about that

Hahahahahahahah!!!

*snorts*

A friend that used to post on the ch4 forum wanted to give her condolences  to someone's relative that had died, she was new and wasn't used to the abbreviations, so it went like this:

So sorry, hope you are ok, lol 

She thought lol stood for lots of love!

Hi Karma, you still on crutches? what ya done?

  Ooooh Puss I think I remember that.  *Pictures the outrage it caused*

Do you, blimey you have a good memory?  it was poor old Das

It's one of those things, where someone tells you something and it triggers a memory.

I've had the typo discussion on my FB too, and someone told me about a quote from an interior designer for Dick Egg Blue paint.