and I didn't feel a thing.
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Is this 'muts' with the 's' at the beginning? 
loose
Ooer missus!
I hope they used the correct tools and were paid double time!
I hope they used the correct tools and were paid double time!
Ohh Matron!
Dry wall?
I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich.
Cludgehammer?
Arrrrr I now feel at home on the forum.
Oh well one of them spilled his mess on my back yard.
And the clown I had decorating my front end, I can't even mention it!
Oh well one of them spilled his mess on my back yard.
And the clown I had decorating my front end, I can't even mention it!
oh you size queen you 
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.you are so givingquote:I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich
quote:Originally posted by Triggers:
I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich.
They said they would prefer a spit roast
Is it rude to point?
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:you are so givingquote:I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich
I'm very generous, 'tis true
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Arrrrr I now feel at home on the forum.
Oh well one of them spilled his mess on my back yard.
And the clown I had decorating my front end, I can't even mention it!
I suggest you get them back tomorrow for some touching up and make sure they don't cock it up!
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end 
generous was teh word I was looking for Triggs, But I didnt want to accidently type Enormous...Ive already made a few mistakes sending filthy chat messages on FB to the wrong laydees
I dont even know who the last message to Elmo went to
I dont even know who the last message to Elmo went toquote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Triggers:
I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich.
They said they would prefer a spit roast
They sound demanding. It would have to depend on how impressed you were with their extension.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
I suggest you get them back tomorrow for some touching up and make sure they don't cock it up!
I am in agreement with you, touching up would be delightful.
*wonders if the builders have callouses*
Cash job?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
I suggest you get them back tomorrow for some touching up and make sure they don't cock it up!
I am in agreement with you, touching up would be delightful.
*wonders if the builders have callouses*
You're very saucy,i like it
quote:Originally posted by Triggers:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Triggers:
I hope you made them tea. Possibly a sandwich.
They said they would prefer a spit roast
They sound demanding. It would have to depend on how impressed you were with their extension.
Well I was promised 5 X 4 metres, but I think they were exaggerating.
quote:Originally posted by Santonio:
generous was teh word I was looking for Triggs, But I didnt want to accidently type Enormous...Ive already made a few mistakes sending filthy chat messages on FB to the wrong laydees
Ooh...this FB might not be so bad after all!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Cash job?
You interested?
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Cash job?
Back hander?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end
I suggest you take them in hand and pull them off....the job.
Everything I've heard about facebook does not in the slightest make me want to join it.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end
I suggest you take them in hand and pull them off....the job.
Maybe better wait till they're finished with the front elevation - she doesn't want to blow it.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end
I suggest you take them in hand and pull them off....the job.
A fine idea, but what if they spatter their mess over my front in a protest?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Cash job?
You interested?
Did they render you senseless?
Was one of them called Roger? Bob? And could he do it?
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end
I suggest you take them in hand and pull them off....the job.
A fine idea, but what if they spatter their mess over my front in a protest?
Get them to wear helmets and lay some plastic down.
Make sure they know what holes to drill in your front end,a centimetre or two out and they'll be in the shit!
quote:Originally posted by Triggers:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Hey its not funny, they are now wanting to repoint my front end
I suggest you take them in hand and pull them off....the job.
Maybe better wait till they're finished with the front elevation - she doesn't want to blow it.
From the sounds of it,they're planning on laying her front then doing a runner and leaving her with a big mess that will take 9 months to fix!quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
Cash job?
You interested?
Did they render you senseless?
No, But I bet you could.
quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Get them to wear helmets and lay some plastic down.
Make sure they know what holes to drill in your front end,a centimetre or two out and they'll be in the shit!
I said the exact same thing when he wanted to bring 3 of them in on the job.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
No, But I bet you could.
I only do pebble dashing!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
No, But I bet you could.
I only do pebble dashing!
scattastic
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
scattastic
Marcus will do your windows!
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
scattastic
Marcus will do your windows!
I might brick all my windows up now!
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Pwillow:
Get them to wear helmets and lay some plastic down.
Make sure they know what holes to drill in your front end,a centimetre or two out and they'll be in the shit!
I said the exact same thing when he wanted to bring 3 of them in on the job.
Sounds like your big job is spreading by word of mouth,you'll have them all clamouring to lay your front and back by tomorrow
And on that note,i'll say goodnight
Had a great time in here,i love an innuendo laden thread
Night all xxx