(Wow! I just got a presentable potential mature dating partner)

GJ! where does your signature come from ?

It's a song called "Dumb all over!" by Frank.

Thanks GJ.

  I never get one of these. It's all women, women, women.

Anyway, how does one twitter? I've never found out.

Joe if you follow Lord Sugs, you really have to follow Piers Morgan, those two have some great 'girly' spats.  After watching them on there, I would love to see them do a televised 'Presidential style debate' where they could really verbally slug it out using more than 140 characters at a time 

I also follow:

@Your_Gran (inspired)

@BigTamConnery

@Dianainheaven (hasn't said much lately)

@Domjoly (can get rather sweary and irate with some of his followers)

@Queen_UK (loves Gin O'clock)

@Charles_HRH (good but not as funny as Liz)

I think it's all ladies, I've yet to see a 'mature gentleman' pop up (no pun intended)

How would one follow you?

It is, I actually joined twitter long before I joined facebook.  Still have twitter, got rid of the facebook ages ago.

Yes I am. Proud owner of a second hand laptop now. I'll go and have a look.

Only famous people on my twitter are Brian Cox and Alice Roberts.

Brian Cox, along with John Craven and my Dad always come to mind when I see that 'Denture Stix' for dogs advert.  Only difference with Brian Cox is, unlike my Dad and John Craven he doesn't whistle through his falsies.

alan and jimmy carr, a local councillor, alexander armstrong and my fave - richard osman ,  his tweets are usually very good (and funny)

I have tried to follow so many people, and got bored with them all. Alan Sugar and Pier's little spats are so boring, Chris Evans likewise (love him on the radio mind), I thought I would adore Alfie Boe, but he just promotes tickets for his concerts - he always has 20 released just before the start time - yeah yeah. Paul Young *drools* only posts once in a while - how dare he have a life?

Actually - I can't see a use for twitter in my life except when there is proper breaking news

love twitter  follow loads  -

Rexi, I know the Sugar & Morgan spats are boring, but do you not find it funny that they hate each other so much they will post it live on twitter.  It's like a forum fight, but the thread never gets locked   I swear to god, if those two ever meet, they will either have fisty cuffs or fall in to each others arms in a massive snogathon.

I did think that to begin with - but then I figured that the two of them are such marketers, committed to their brand, and they were just acting out this way to get more and more followers

I follow quite a few, followed a few more people i recognized from here/C4 over the past few days 

I'm not on Twitter, but read different people's pages that I've bookmarked. Simon Pegg, Charlie Brooker, Mark Gatiss, Russell Brand and others that I can't think of at the moment.

This one tickles me as well:

http://twitter.com/#!/MondayConfessed

I follow various BB peeps (not necessarily just the ones I like!) Stephen Fry, a few female celebs that I like the look of, various BB fans that I have met through online radio and a few boxers and ex boxers.