'Twas the night before BB, when all through the house
No reporter was stirring, not even a mouse,
C5's dreams hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes Amy Childs soon would be there,
But she was at home nestled snug her bed,
Looks on their faces soon turned to dread
Endemol thought,what could be the matter?
No threads on DS not even in chatter!
And thus they puzzled how could this be?
But overnight ratings were there plain to see.
So remember these things when creating a show,
Twitter and Facebook for those in the know,
Are useful and that is agreed
But It isn't BB if it hasn't a Feed