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elmos friend

Turbanize yourself!

I like the white blingy one

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elmos friendMember

Don't any of you wear them?

8/29/0912:30 PM

queenshaksMember

You crack me up Elmo!

I am in the process of turbanizing myself.

8/29/0912:33 PM

Former Member

Elmo

http://www.ratemyturban.com/

8/29/0912:33 PM

queenshaksMember

quote:
Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Elmo

http://www.ratemyturban.com/

I've seen it all now!

8/29/0912:34 PM

elmos friendMember

I bet people are busy trying them on

8/29/0912:35 PM

elmos friendMember

quote:
Originally posted by Angel of the North:
Elmo

http://www.ratemyturban.com/

Hiya Angel

8/29/0912:35 PM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Elmo

8/29/0912:36 PM

RZBMember

Elmo

8/29/0912:40 PM

ZaphodMember

Don't make me do this...

8/29/0912:43 PM

queenshaksMember

That's an impressive big one Z.

How did you ever find that?

8/29/0912:44 PM

LowonIQMember

To each his or her own!

8/29/0912:46 PM

elmos friendMember

Zaph

you are a big boy!

8/29/0912:46 PM

elmos friendMember

Darlo

RZB

8/29/0912:46 PM

Karma_Member

Zaph

Ello Elms! xxx et al xx

8/29/0912:48 PM

CariadMember

Elmo...

I wish I'd had this on Friday. Our receptionist left - she was well known for her random office emails. The best of the lot was an office wide email warning everyone about the bloke outside with a rucksack and a "turbine" on his head.

8/29/0912:48 PM

lightfootMember

Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

8/29/0912:53 PM

elmos friendMember

Some people are better of wearing yashmaks

8/29/0912:55 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed

8/29/0912:57 PM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

8/29/091:01 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Or maybe a leg?

8/29/091:02 PM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed

Unwashed on which side?? My family wash..

8/29/091:02 PM

lightfootMember

quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Or maybe a leg?

This is getting silly now..

8/29/091:03 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Ahhh...the Girl Guide/Boy Scout secret handshake.

8/29/091:03 PM

RZBMember

quote:
Or maybe a leg?

hiya oney.

8/29/091:04 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Hello Lightfoot. Is it a case of the great unwashed

Unwashed on which side?? My family wash..

That's fine then. But you know.........religions and all that........

8/29/091:04 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by lightfoot:
Nothing really to do with turbans, more my ignorance about other religions, A family,lady wearing full burkha, has moved next door to my daughter, her partner offered his handshake as an hello, and was told "we don't shake hands", can anyone enlighten me please?? They really do not want to offend..

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Or maybe a leg?

This is getting silly now..

My speciality is silliness

8/29/091:05 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by RZB:
quote:
Or maybe a leg?

hiya oney.

Hiya R

8/29/091:05 PM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Sorry meant other way around, I always get confused with left and right

It's a serious point, in some cultures the right hand is used for eating and greeting etc...the other is used for certain toilet activities

and its a bit of an insult to offer the hand you wipe yer arse with as a handshake

8/29/091:07 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:

Try offering your left hand rather than your right

Sorry meant other way around, I always get confused with left and right

It's a serious point, in some cultures the right hand is used for eating and greeting etc...the other is used for certain toilet activities and its a bit of an insult to offer the hand you wipe yer arse with as a handshake

Hence my suggestion of a leg

8/29/091:13 PM

DanceSetteeMember

quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:

Hence my suggestion of a leg

seems a viable alternative

8/29/091:21 PM

DanceSetteeMember

We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse

8/29/091:23 PM

CariadMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:

Hence my suggestion of a leg

seems a viable alternative

Compared to the other alternatives.

8/29/091:23 PM

Former Member

quote:
Originally posted by Cariad:
quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
quote:
Originally posted by onetoo:

Hence my suggestion of a leg

seems a viable alternative

Compared to the alternatives.

Alternatively speaking of course

8/29/091:24 PM

♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!Member

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse

That is bloody brilliant!!

8/29/091:33 PM

DarthhoobMember

me lol

http://www.turbanizer.com/uplo...lename=4a9990b7e0fa0

8/29/091:36 PM

CheekyPixieMember

quote:
Originally posted by elmos friend:
Turbanize yourself!

I like the white blingy one

That is well funny. I look like Hilda Ogden in most of them

8/29/091:47 PM

CheekyPixieMember

quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
me lol

http://www.turbanizer.com/uplo...lename=4a9990b7e0fa0

Excellent. A bit spooky, but you look like a younger version of me.

8/29/091:48 PM

CheekyPixieMember

quote:
Originally posted by DanceSettee:
We love a good turban in t'Dewsbury Dave posse

BRILL! You do some fab stuff on here DS

8/29/091:48 PM

DarthhoobMember

quote:
Originally posted by Cheeky-Pixie:
quote:
Originally posted by Darthhoob:
me lol

http://www.turbanizer.com/uplo...lename=4a9990b7e0fa0
Excellent. A bit spooky, but you look like a younger version of me.

how old are you

8/29/094:49 PM

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