*returns from visit to the ladies*

stupid cheap horrible public toilet loo roll (bad enough) especially annoying when it's a new roll and it's so heavy it won't dispense and you end up with a one inch square of paper between your thumb and forefinger unless you employ a complicated support with one hand, spin and pull with other hand action.

... and breathe....

Hahaha i hate this too!

i was one of those tiny supermarkets you get in less salubrious  areas,  and i was on the hunt for  frozen veg. i was  obliged to be next to this old man who was  on tippy toes rooting through potato products. he smelt a bit of urine as some elderly folks often do( ive noticed in my experience) and his tippy toes gave out and he plummeted head first into the freezer, nutting the potato products as he came to a halt..

 now i look  back on the incident , i feel quite mean that i grabbed a bag  of  frozen broad  beans  and left the shop.

i did tell  the till girl  as i was on my way out  that there was an old fella head down in the freezer...

i hate when that happens.

probably using the loo roll in the post above..

When you cook dinner and then stroppy teenager comes in and say they have eaten already 

 yep, and when they come in and you haven't cooked, they look amazed and search the fridge and cupboards for the magic meal  

or they look in the fridge and complain theres nothing to eat, when in fact the fridge is full but not of chocolate

salubrious

What a fantastic word jackson. I love it, no cynicism. 

Supposed "political dissadents" that expect us to fight their wars.

Lori catching the bliddy BUS!!!!!

Technology that doesn't bloody work!!!!

she does the same in the games forum 

Have we mentioned call centres yet? Virgin Media must be the worst, i can't understand a word they say 

and when they ring YOU they ask you to confirm it's you  No i'm currently just robbing the house and thought i would answer the phone 

Clearly I have nothing better to do.

Aimee...I'm disappointed...you seem to have deserted the mod's forum. 

There's so much good stuff in this thread that I fear I can't add to it.

I used to work with someone (who shall remain nameless ) who ate with his mouth open, smacking the entire time. It was all I could do not to take my lunch back to my desk. 

People who put empty jars of stuff back into the fridge/cupboard.

People who stay home during the day and leave me a sink full of dirty dishes.

A wonderful husband (really!) who listens to me say, "I'm gonna read the paper before we turn the lights out", and promptly turns on the TV, knowing that I can't read w/ the telly on.

People who take the laundry out of the dryer and dump it all into the basket without hanging up the shirts.

Can you tell today is my wedding anniversary?

I celebrated 35 years of marriage to my husband last month, and he still listens to me with both ears closed....bless im   .

Anyone who bangs cutlery against their teeth while eating

Red lights - why do I alwaya hit them?

Losing things - keys, cash, papers etc ...

Early mornings - hate them!!!

Most used phrase in our household: "You never told me that!" 

Yep, that's my soulmate!

Teenagers who have mobile phones but never answer them

Cat hair in my mascara

Getting an itch when I've got wet nails

Hearing that tinny noise from people wearing headphones

People asking me where's MY work badge, where's MY bus pass, where's MY glasses, the clue is in the word MY, why should i know where all your thing's are 

Eww that sounds yuk!

The thing thats annoying most atm is a cough!! I was up at 5am today cos i was constantly coughing, so much so i couldn't get back to sleep! Bloody colds,.... pauses typing to cough a bit more!.... My tummy muscles are now aching ive been coughing that much the past few days!

I wud paddle your tummy with my paws . . . if i was a cat

Wot am I saying LOL

wtf? Hahaha You loon

Mines a block nose, can't breathe so had to get up 

It's always just after I've put it on she jumps up at me and her hair sticks. Not nice 

Jen, have you heard of putting Vicks vapor rub on the bottoms of your feet at bedtime? Put socks over it to keep it off the sheets. It works a treat for coughing!!

i tryed this and it really does work

and the black lockets work a treat

I'll try that Vicks thing next time I'm ill with a cough! Never heard of it before.

Saw another trivial thing that annoys me today:

People who walk along not looking where they're going, or being aware of their surroundings, because they're texting/looking at Facebook/checking footie scores etc on their mobile phone!!

Never heard of this, if i'm the ssaem tonight i will defo be out buying some tomorrow! Thanx

You see this is what annoys me about phones  i saw a bloke texting with one hand and carrying a bag with the other and he had a little lad sitting on top of his shoulders 

Thanks for the tip about vicks 

Chelsea winning the FA Cup, but then Liverpool winning the FA Cup would have annoyed me also!

If my fantasy hubby doesn't win the snooker i will be VERY annoyed 

People who think Queen were an amazing band and think that their shite music should be recognised by all as brilliant, despite the fact that Queen were boring, camp and shite!

"Radio Ga Ga", "I want to break Free", "It's a kinda magic" - need I say more?

David Dimbleby.

And the rest of the establishment.

Thank fook for that!!!! MrJen has sucked the kids into his cult!! and i'm left with tottally no street cred in the car on hot days whn the windows are down at traffic lights!!!

**buriesheadinlapsmilie**

The numbers that come out on the lottery that are always one next door to the one's i've picked 

*goes to check ticket*

Surface dusters coz it's obviously too much effort to move an ornament or picture to dust under it

My kids when I ask them something and they answer "what?....."

eg if I ask "what do you want to eat?" and they answer "what?....toast"

"have you put your washing down?"..."what?......yeah it's down"

People who press the button at zebra crossings then cross when it's clear meaning I have to stop when there's nobody waiting to cross 

All these new sayings.....kk, reem, soz, well jell and my biggest bug bear is when people call me Hun

I'm in a right whingey mood today. Mostly because of what I've just posted