Cats using my garden as a toilet 

Nip down to Boyes and get some mothballs.

??

Cats don't like naphthalene so if one crushes mothballs in their area the little buggers'll piss off elsewhere.

Where do I get mothballs outside of Yorkshire?

Newsreaders who are incapable of saying the word 'Secretary' and pronounce it lazily, minus a syllable - 'Secketry'. It really annoys me!!

Facebook, and people who are obsessed with statuses on it.

You can get mothballs from Amazon, Cologne. I was curious so just checked

Thanks Katerina. It was tongue in cheek. I wouldn't like to upset GJ.

I realised it might have been tongue in cheek just after I posted, lol

The woman who waffles over Masterchef...had to stop watching it cos her voice was making me feel violent.

The car wash people who seem to have taken over every supermarket carpark. I don't want a car wash with filthy water, thank all the same.

The very creaky branch on the tree outside our bedroom window...it's not ours and I can do naff all about it!

Very tatty £5 notes.

Celery.

The fact that my favourite cup and saucer has a massive crack in it and I can't use it anymore.

Yes, I agree with that It doesn't cost 35 grand to get married... it costs 35 grand for the big fat show off party you want

Awwww Mrs B, I'm presuming it's next doors. Could you go round there and calmly explain your predicament and ask if they/you could cut that branch off. You never know, they might just be ameanable (sp) it might be bugging them too 

Any tatty £5 notes welcome here....(______) Thanks 

Yeah, here too. I wish I had a wheelbarrow full! 

It Annoys me the way that Gregg fellow puts a spoon in his mouth 

Thanks for the tip  they always seem to go in the same place so this could work

Things! Just...things! 

The dog next door but one, it never stops barking  i know it's not the dog's fault as it's tied up outside all day and night but it barks at everything and mostly nothing 

My Dad always used to put orange peel or starfish (he used to deep sea fish often) on his allotment to keep the cats out.

Meeting up with someone that constantly checks their phone.  I know it's been mentioned, but it really does piss me off.

Spitting 

and girls that wear skinny jeans that aren't skinny, the clue is in the name 

That's just plain wrong   I'd call the Dog Warden and make the bl**dy owners care for the dog properly.

 who are they waiting to hear from? no-one rings me that often so i'm always curious to know what important person or message they are waiting for 

I saw a woman in the supermarket yesterday trying to push her trolley and text at the same time, what was that important message she needed to send right that minute instead of waiting till she had finished shopping 

Can you tell i have a thing about phones 

Why don't you kidnap it - put it in your garden and see how they like it.

An oldie but a goodie - Mr woo said it to our daughter the other night ............she looked at him blank and said 'yeah but i'll still hear it'

Yeah, I'm with you Cosi. People shouldn't have pets if they can't care for them  

Have you got one though? 

They have had so many dogs took off them by the RSPCA but they just get another one, they say it's a guard dog, the property has a brick wall and locked gates, they must have the crown jewels in there  the barking does go right through me though

People shouldn't be allowed mobile phones unless they can remember that it's RUDE to answer the bloomin' things when they're MID CONVO with someone else   If someone butted into a convo in any other situation it would be the height of bad manners.  But when a mobey goes off it's a different matter..  

I have a house phone but not a mobile

Seriously Aimee, you'd be doing the dog a great service by reporting these people to the Dog Warden AND the RSPCA.

I was taking an exam the other day and the woman next to me phone went off and she got up and went outside to answer it  

A woman across the road has (because we are all sick to death of being woke up) and they just told them to get a kennel for it as it was being left outside in that bad snow we had last year 

Yeah, I ignore the call after looking at who's calling if that happens to me, if I think it's worthy of it 

Ah right 

Everyone should have been told to switch them off before the exam started

I've said this before on here ... but just in case anyone missed it ...

next door has six cats (you all know that I hate cats don't you?). Apparently our garden has a bit catty sign on it saying Cat Loo. Hubby regularly trowels up the cat poo (I can't watch that Harveys ad about troweling up the weeds without sniggering) and throws it over the neighbour's fence.

I grow a big holly bush so that I can regularly cut it and lay it over bare earth (before planting) so that the cats don't foul it.

One time hubby trowelled up some poo and threw it over the fence ... sitting in the middle of the poo was a great big branch of holly. It landed on the neighbour's shed roof ... and stayed there for over six months. 

You might be praying for rain now - we did rain dances then hoping that it would flush the evidence away!!

I do have one but it's not switched on and it's not got any credit on, everyone hates me for it though 

Lil Aims was moaning the other day when her phone bleeped (for the millionth time that day) and when i asked her what was wrong she said Oh Tyler (her Boyfriend) has just text me to say he has just woke up, like i care and then she starts texting him back, i said what did you say and she said OK  i mean seriously 

Sounds as if a few of you neighbours need to get together, note the dog's barking (how long for etc/on his own outside) and then fire off a strongly worded letter of complaint. The more people who complain the better.  Obviously the kennel is not a decent enough solution.

The RSPCA are pants anyway, imo.

Yeah, I get you, that would pee me off too!