Wasps i've been chasing one round the kitchen for the last half hour

Hot Weather *runs*

Spitter's,it's so disgusting it makes me feel sick.

I agree

and fat blokes walking about with no tops on in hot weather

Me too.  

My new hate is, some of our customers, I have noticed a few doing this lately.  I will relay a typical conversation with the afore mentioned customer.

ME "Good Morning (insert name of my company here) how can I help you?"

THEM "yeah my machine has a pressure fault can you send somebody out"

ME "Of course, where are you calling from?"

THEM "well I'm on me mobile so at the minute I'm in Morpeth"

ME "Ok, but which company are you calling from?"

When I call someone and they ask where I am calling from, I do not say 'my desk in Newcastle' I tell them our company name.

It's probably just me.

OH and another 'work one'.  We have a massive client who we look after all over the UK and they fax jobs to us.  The faxes come in like this:

'Loosing pressure'

or 

'No pressure' URGENT

and with that I will bid you all good night.

Margerine tub lids.

Why do they always split in one corner and never fit on properly anymore? It drives me nuts because I go into the fridge, pick up my tub of Flora (other brands are available) and the lid slips one way, while the tub goes another and my thumb invariably gets stuck in the marge.

sky keep ringing up with someone i cant understand a word they say.

   don't you just want to write on it 'make up your mind' and send it back?

Kerry Katona and Geri Haliwell

Virgin media are the same, i can't understand a bliddy word they say

This is so true

Don't watch Come Dine With Me this week then

Trying to access my dialogs on here and the wee whirly thing just going and going and going.. and nothing happening.    Someone's even been talking to me in there - and I can't read it!

Yeah Kaffy, I've spoken to a few peeps and were getting the cog problem too  I wonder if they're changing things again? 

it's taking me ages to get in here full stop

oh and hayfever my eyes are killing me

Hell yeah!  If the client account wasn't so huge I would.  Sometimes one of the girls phones them in and she is just so damn rude on the phone I want to tell her to 'shove it'.  Husband has said about her attitude to the clients, and apparently her days are numbered anyway, so I can live (and laugh up my sleeve) with that.

Teenage sons.  Well mine in particular.  Any pressing questions, ask him, while he still knows EVERYTHING! 

People who get annoyed about trivial things

16 pages!

Chill out sweeties...and if one must sweat, sweat the big stuff

The sun is shining, enjoy

I don't think there's much danger of me watching "Come Dine With Me" any week, tbh!

But..!  We's itchin' for a bitchin'..!!! 

But i don't like the sun

me either Aims... I'm sure i'm part vampire.

Correction.. I don't mind the 'sun'.... but I don't like the heat.   Give me a sunny autumnal day any time.

I agree, i should have said i like the sun but the sun don't like me, being very fair if i stay out to long im sick

I see you're undercover now Aims.

Good work.

You'll get an interview from the Southbank soon   

ermmmmmmmmmm thanks

Dont know if its trivial or not, but posting it here anyway. 

Is all this re-packaging of foodstuffs with the Union Flag really necessary? Plus just how much is it costing?

Plus i have to say most of the fruit i bought this morning had the flag on the packaging/bags. Only the strawberries were British ! 

 

I had British strawberries today .......................can't beat em!

Mine WERE from Kent, i say WERE because they have been scoffed. Lovely too  Hoping to see some from my part of the world, now its stopped raining! 

Exactly it's probably us and that's why the price of food  is always going up

That Pantene advert with Liv Tyler.  That flippin music in the background makes me feel like I'm listening to a flamin X Factor sob story.  

If I've mentioned this before I will not apologise because it's just been on again and peed me off.

That Nivea one, it must have been on 5 times during coro

don't pet the sweaty things and dont sweat the petty things

Women with tattoos on their tits

Horrible - just horrible

I thought Aimee was back!!

Sorry