It's cos we're all sticking with it

Good I can see the sap is rising in you Pengy

Phew,we made it .So Spruce yourself up for the long haul to page 9

I'm going to put some wood in the stove and start dinner,so see yew all later.

thankies but I'm all tied up in knots

My Chest Freezer is conking out.Buggar it's only a few months since my fridge did same thing on me.Mr Bojangles is ill in bed with kidney infection.God knows what I'm going to do with frozen stuff.I suppose it should be ok for a few days as it's jam packed.I over stocked incase we had more snow.Talk about being out on a limb.

Sorry to hear that Bojangles.....you'll have to stuff your faces like mad, because your stocks will need pruning

I hate it when electricals go on you  (my shower, deep fat fryer and one tv have all gone and died a death)

once one goes it spreads like poison ivy

you're not wrong pengy...sometimes you can't see the wood for the trees

Mr Bojangles is on a low protein diet due to his kidney infection.Freezer is full of meat,I know it's old so will buy a much smaller one as there is only the two of us now.Shiver me timbers,it would have to happen now.

Cbb are balsa-ing things up if they don't give the tree more wooden spoons, to stir things!

When you're in the thicket . Things are difficult.

I'm laughing so much, I might need to change my underwood!   

In that case make sure nobody palms you off.

Talking of which.I was once at the flea market in Majorca looking at a chap demonstrating a toy.When I felt a hand  on the proverbial you know where.I quickly turned round and there were just people milling round.Obvioulsly a pickpocket,but how quick are they to be able to get up my skirt and inside my undies  and hit the spot without me feeling it until it was there. Forest of the story.What chance has a man got with his wallet.

That was very knotty     Ya lucky beech... whereabouts exactly was this marquetry?!  

Bet he was an old fossil   

Well he was a son of a beech.That's all I can say about him

I'd be a bit more birchy if it was me!

Sorry to interrupt your cunning punning for a moment but .................

I have just snaffled these excellent campaign materials from another location











OK, Carry on Punning

Well he deserved the birch if you ask me.Durty boogar.

He'd have wished he were in Deadwood had I got hold of him.

Thanks Oggbad,I'm getting Pssssssst at this very moment.With hubby ill and everything going Balsa up.

Chuck him the marigolds and tell him to get scrubbing and stop being such a worm!

Oops.... fort you said pruning.  Think I might have lobbed too much off!  

He's like a wilting violet at the mo.

I'm up and down the wooden hill all the time with tea and stuff.

Wish I had bush telegraph,He's forever shouting his orders.

Palma Majorca.True not telling any porkies

Love the posters, Oggy.  Wood frames, natch...?

It's plane to see that The Tree is the most poplar of all the BB planks 'slebs.

I've stayed at the bougan villa in Palma. It was blooming great!

I think the tree should be decked out in Lilac

So you've finally rose Cos!  

Wow this thread has really branched out and spread its roots....

Now out of my bed, flower.  Poppying in to pay respects to The Tree.
Wonder if he's twigged just how poplar he is?
Moss pay our respects daily, I think.

't wood be high treason

He grabbed your ash? They should bring back the birch for such crimes

I've nearly weed myself so much in here!