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From little acorns of punnage, mighty Oaks of wise words doth grow.
'Ello Cosi .... 
You trying to palm off made up proverbs on us ...?
You trying to palm off made up proverbs on us ...?
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You trying to palm off made up proverbs on us ...?
Well Confuschias did say it....
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You trying to palm off made up proverbs on us ..
I wood not do that. Yew know me better, surely? 
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Confuschias
Bud-a-bing.
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Bud-a-bing.
Thats me best one....Reference:
Thats me best one..
Tree. Very tree. 
I'm rooting for more from you, but I'll never firget that post because it made me larch
Wharra load of old compost!
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Tree. Very tree. I'm rooting for more from you, but I'll never firget that post because it made me larch
Your just posying now....Reference:
Wharra load of old compost!
Stop mucking about....
man ure getting on my buds! 
The Darling Buds of May Tiddly?
You may, but only if you play hide the thorn 
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Wharra load of old compost!
Dung you shout at me, missus! 
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man ure getting on my buds!
You bet your ash we are. 
Grassy arse 
Oak-ay, I'm ash-amed to say that I'm LOGging off for the night.
But l have to say, I never get sycamore puns.
na-nite. xxxx
But l have to say, I never get sycamore puns.
na-nite. xxxx
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man ure getting on my buds!
I wood'nt dare get on ya Zola's....
Sweet strims gorgeous
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Sweet strims gorgeous
Aww don't leaf me....
I love T.O.T.T.I.E.S. 
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Grassy arse
So it was you in the grassy noll....
I'm loving this thread.... you witty lot..... !!
Thistle soon be on page 8
Sorry I haven't been on,but I've been busy whittling wooden clothes pegs to sell to gypsies.
Don't tell the copse on me.
Forest assured it's not very profitable.
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Don't tell the copse on me.
Oaky doaky
Moss peeps are busy at the mow probably! Support the tree
I can't see the wood for the trees at the moment.
Wood it be rude of me to leaf this thread....
You got a corn that's berry sore and needing sawing to? 
Yew need a tree surgeon then.
For peat's sake Stonks yew can't leaf this thread.
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For peat's sake Stonks yew can't leaf this thread.
Stop barking orders Bo 
Just twigged onto this thread, and woodent yew know it, I thought I'd join in
I'm of that foiliage yew know.
Yew are so welcome Diamante.
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Just twigged onto this thread, and woodent yew know it, I thought I'd join in
Awww you big sap DID