Oaky Dokey.
there are loads of people joining the T.O.T. FB group. 
It will pine if it's ignored!
Any more birches going to join it's fanclub?
it does seem very poplar tiddly 
who are yew talking about?
It's penning it's autobiography called Roots! 
fir enough
You larch on quick barnacle
Looking acer
Oh leaf it alone
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leaf stonks alone - its no j'oak when you are trying to think
I bloody give up, I bet I think of one when everyones gone to bed....Reference:
leaf stonks alone - its no j'oak when you are trying to think I bloody give up, I bet I think of one when everyones gone to bed....
You mean in privet. 
You branchin' out Stonks?
This thread is brilliant.
This thread is brilliant.
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You branchin' out Stonks? This thread is brilliant.
It Teaks all the boxes Tayto.
It's due the axe next week! 
It never beats about the bush does it?
You wooden credit it
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It's due the axe next week
That's a beech Tiddly.
Aye it's gonna be out on it's ash! 
Think Oi'lve without it.
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You branchin' out Stonks? This thread is brilliant.
Tates....I'm useless I can't think of any..
Don't palm us off with any excuses flora 
Google is very Popular Stonks. 
and I reckon you deserve to get the Snapple too.
and I reckon you deserve to get the Snapple too.
Wood you believe it?....
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Google is very Popular Stonks. and I reckon you deserve to get the Snapple too.
PMSL,,goes to google nonfilth wood jokes....
We could form a splinter group 
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We could form a splinter group
OMG PMSL that is a cracker....Reference:
wood jokes
They're all used up in the Barn Raising.Reference:
Wood you believe it?
The trees don't need to know.