BBC1 now.
Cop has just stopped someone and driver has stopped the car in the middle of the road. He asked her to move it .......she parked at the top of a junction 
And only got a provisional licence. I'm not a driver but.........
Edit.Hubby's turned up now and it's his car! 
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911 rs 
Away with your 911 nonsense! 999 all the way. 
911 rs
Unmarked Vectra previously chasing an Audi doing 116 MPH too 
Cumbria's the worst 
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
911 R
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver 
Infamous ghost truck on the M6 North.
Saw it at 90 plus. Outside Lane.
I'm a believer 
Infamous ghost truck on the M6 North.
Saw it at 90 plus. Outside Lane.
I'm a believer
Kind of a 'Duel' situation?
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
what do you mean like 
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
Was it you?
We all now you're Polis dame
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
although the only time I have ever had a fine was a speeding ticket on the very motorway Velvet was on about, I was heading to Manchester and 6 mile over the flipping speed limit.... 6 sodding mile and it cost me 3 points and 60 quid 
We all now you're Polis dame
although the only time I have ever had a fine was a speeding ticket on the very motorway Velvet was on about, I was heading to Manchester and 6 mile over the flipping speed limit.... 6 sodding mile and it cost me 3 points and 60 quid
You would most probs have got away with it if you had'nt had your neck out of car window...
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
Was it you?
I would say if it was but it wasn't. I don't drive And anyways I don't live over there...the opposite side
Syd 
Cumbria's the worst
Headin' for Blackpool Tower.
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
although the only time I have ever had a fine was a speeding ticket on the very motorway Velvet was on about, I was heading to Manchester and 6 mile over the flipping speed limit.... 6 sodding mile and it cost me 3 points and 60 quid
A lubs ya too 
The A74's a racetrack heading South
I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
although the only time I have ever had a fine was a speeding ticket on the very motorway Velvet was on about, I was heading to Manchester and 6 mile over the flipping speed limit.... 6 sodding mile and it cost me 3 points and 60 quid
A lubs ya too
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I stand in defence of the Dame. I have reason to believe she's a very good driver
although the only time I have ever had a fine was a speeding ticket on the very motorway Velvet was on about, I was heading to Manchester and 6 mile over the flipping speed limit.... 6 sodding mile and it cost me 3 points and 60 quid
A lubs ya too
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This might be a 'one off post' don't let it suck you in
A lubs ya too
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This might be a 'one off post' don't let it suck you in
Hey, ya knows me
Hey, ya knows me
now that definitely is worth c&p onto my external drive
ROFL!! I have to admit it !
Get a room
Don't get me wrong - I'm liberated
Get a room
Don't get me wrong - I'm liberated
She's just a very good 'online' friend . Not saying that others aren't but you know.....oh shut it Pam
Get a room
Don't get me wrong - I'm liberated
She's just a very good 'online' friend . Not saying that others aren't but you know.....oh shut it Pam
