Half of me thinks you are a total nutter with your flinging yourself off cliff faces and stuff (but I think that is more of a "I am a lazy get" judgement, rather than a "He should be more careful" type judgement)

I would be way slimmer if I drank less...but..and this is the trade off bit...I would have to take shed loads of meds which would equally knack my innards...but without the fun. So I choose drunk.

I still wear heels now and then and suffer the indignity of falling over just coz I like them...

I dye my hair brown (even though I have brown hair) so it will be a shade or two darker, knowing full well I have crap hair that will all fall out at some stage due to abuse

I spend far too long on the computer avoiding the shitty state my house is in...even though if I spent less time I could redecorate...but the thought of redecorating is a bit like hard work so I ignore it whilst simultaneously getting pissed off...massive vicious circle. 

Car thief 

I'm on two a day 

The doctor's not sympathetic either.

Fuck me, that was an ace reply, Lax   

I was expecting something more along the lines of, "  I like wanking but I've got RSI    " , from someone.

Booze  in all honesty 

It's gotta stop 

Hmnnn...live now and repay later!  Big time.I'm 53 ,I thought all my bones joints etc were ace.Six months ago I got awful rib pain,turns out I have a few Gallstones tucked under the right ribcage.However I also have a vitamin D deficiency,,(pale celt in Scotland) Nae bleedin'sunshine!  VIT D is "made" helped by sunshine.Now on bleedin' big calcium/vit D tablets two  day...sigh.

Aye, I suppose I should include booze (and fags) for me too.  And some "experimentation" 

TBF though, I've given a few chemistry graduates gainful employment.

That was gonna be post number 2!

Dinnae be daft woman! I know you have yur problems too.

Well,I'm a housing association flat and next year (maybe Feb) they are going to reconsruct the place,rip the place apart to the foundations and tear the innards out .The place now is damp etc,built in the 1920's'.heigh hoi!

After breaking my wrist and having a bone density scan, I was advised to eat certain foods, give up smoking, do weight-bearing exercises and get out in the sun.

So, I sit in the sun and smoke.

With lead-encased B+H?

Amber leaf roll ups, but I sometimes chew on fish bones to counteract it.

I've got a mountaineer friend who reckons his lungs work so well at high altitude 'cause his 30 a day habit has trained them to function in shit conditions.

And he does do rather better than his non-smoking colleagues. 

 I'm OK up ladders, unless I fall off a break my wrist!

I once broke my wrist - arm really - and the bone was sticking out and me hand was at 90 degrees.  Consultant brought in all his students and whilst holding onto me fingers and telling them what he was going to do, accidently pulled too hard and set it straight again.

He asked if I wouldn't mind if he 'broke' it again as some of the under-grads might have missed the money shot.

I declined.

Same here....

I like to go up to people in pubs and tell them that they look like right c***s........it'll have bad health consequences for me one of these days i'm sure

Yeah, but the deep-seated satisfaction will see you through.

What Leccy said.

the demon drink

Too many vices, too few virtues.....Do I care? Nahhh, not really.....I blame the Roman Catholic upbringing, those nuns have a lot to answer for

Without a doubt cigarette smoking, I know all the warnings and all that, but I still smoke.

Smoking tabs.  But I like it.


And staying up late.   Got to sort that.    Noi noight

Smoking, drinking, staying up late, what the hell, i will enjoy my time whilst i am still here.