I like 10 and 2 best.

I saw the winner Number 1 was mentioned on an online news page and that's my fave. I also like 5 and 10

 I particularly like 1 and 5.

What? No place on the list for Wolfy's "autograph" joke? I demand a recount!

Admit it though: how many of you imagined some of those jokes being read out in a Sam-like voice...

 

Where did Wolfy get the idea from that she could be a stand up 

Adopts Sam's voice:

 

How do you know when you've lived a sheltered life in the back end of Wales?

 

When a woman like Jerimiah makes your winkie expand !!

 

*tumble weed blows across the mining fields of Glamorgan*

From this little fella 

 

 

 

Those dam wasps 

 

No. 1 was on our local news programme, must be a lad from these parts. I did not like his delivery.

 

BTW I am eating a Wispa as I read this.

Here's a joke i made up myself (honestly).

So imagine i'm on stage - ok ...  here goes.

 

Apparently first impression can speak volumes.

And people make their minds up very quickly.

So - i know what you're thinking. I'm gay.

Well - you're wrong ... i'm not gay.

 

I know what you're thinking. I'm a virgin.

Well - you're wrong . . . i'm not a virgin.

 

I know what else you are thinking.

You're thinking, "I bet he had to pay for it"

Well - you're wrong again cos i didn't have to pay for it.

 

I'm not paying my sister - she's family