No they're not big on the queuing thing .
I never saw the Chinese tea ceremony. That must have been good. I just went for dim sum 
never had dim sum. Did try a tea egg one day... never again.
A tea egg? Doesn't sound nice Hitch, what is it?
an egg boiled in tea. *nods*
Well done to Wales winning the Grand Slam. *shamefully waves her wooden spoon*
Congrats to Wales, they deserved it.
An egg boiled in tea sounds horrible.
it was. *nods*
bad sporting week for me... wooden spoon, Castrogiovanni's sports bra and then we just lost the cup to Killie. 
ah well...
You're gonna have to explain that Hitch, for I dinnae understand it.
Scotland did the worst in the tournament, thus we get 'the wooden spoon'... dundunDUN!
Martin Castrogiovanni, had to get his rib injury checked out at one point. As much as I adore him (big, hairy Viking!), that wasn't the ideal shirt to get pulled off on camera (big, hairy Viking!)... he appeared to be wearing a sports bra to support his moobs during the game... 
Today was the League Cup final in Scotland. Celtic verses Kilmarnock. Killie won, fair play to them... our lot got complacent.
Well I knew what the wooden spoon was...
A sports bra on a man oh dear
I was a little over explainy. sorry.
he's not one of the muscular players... you know how there's always one fat one on every team. Really soft spoken, comes across as a big gentle giant.
Yeah I know what you mean 
*is feeling a bit icky, and can't think of anything to say*
Icky as in not well?
again! or still... haven't really eaten for the past week and a half. force a wee bit down... need to eat, can't face it it. *shrugs*
Passed it on to my mum too. my cry of "happy mothers' day!" didn't go down well...
Oh no that sounds terrible Hitch Hope you and your mum get well soon xx
as do I. *nods*( i'm feeling fine... so long as i don't eat.
Doesn't sound like fun 
no... but I can fit in my size 14 trousers again. (looking at the positives)
Sorry you'e still feeling ill ... but... that is impressive! 