Yeaahh... that Hamster wide eyed innocent face don't fool us 
Yep... It doesn't.
Sorry... been missing... had a migraine yesterday... dunno what happened the other two.
Someone has been pretending to be Jezza on instagram... he just wonders why someone would pretend to be a "fat man off a car show" rather than, say, George Clooney.
Awww sorry you had a migraine. 
They must be rotten to suffer from 
Someone pretending to be Jezza...strange one allright.
It is indeed.. unless they were planning on trying to get him into trouble. Stupid person. *shakes head* he manages plenty fine on his own. *nods*
All sorted for xmas?
A bit of shopping still to do thanks. How about you? Have you got your decs up yet?
I have done my Patrick Swayze Christmas this year (see facebook). *nods* It is spiffy.
Keep slacking on the cards. Done?
Oooh must check it 
Pressies done, cards next
Got the cards done. *phew*
Decorated? Very important the decorating. *nods*
Tonight cards 
Tomorrow decs 
Thursday Christmas groceries delivered 
Thats the plan.... have you put your decs up?
Just my "Patrick Swayze Christmas", that's all. Cards hung up on the dado rail, is all in the living room.
I have 8 tubes of pringles, 3 boxes of 18 cans of cola, and 1 8 pack of cola... the 2 boxes of walkers crisps are nearly gone. I need to make a madeira and that'll be me sorted.
That's a lot of cola
I have Schloer [ and port for the strong stuff ]
I have rums for the hard stuff (dark and malibu). Going to get pineapple juice and make (wrong) pina coladas. (it should be white rum and coconut milk/liquor). I'm sure it'll be fine.
Never tried schloer, nice I take it?
Oooh pina colada thats a great drink - I've had it with cream I think? Mmmmm.
Schloer is lovely - the grape version especially. It was always on the Christmas table in our house so it has associations My brother sent me over a Tesco grocery delivery- oodles of Schloer and many chocolates... 
which of course I'm cross about, being on a diet [ sort of] 
Oh yes... I'm sure you are. 
That was nice of him. It's Xmas... diets don't jam with Xmas. It's allowed for a week or two.
Have you seen the Top Gear Xmas Special ad yet? James' hair... it's gone. :'(
Yes Im in a huff while scoffing these gorgeous chocs. Naughty bruv how dare he...nom nom
hehe
I'm scunnered with chocolate... I haven't even opened any yet.
Open open ! You know you want to!
Mostly been sneaking the pringles... and I failed a Madeira yesterday. Mistakes were made, mostly my inability to read the scale properly.
Oh mannn! Baking is hard