Haha. 
According to today's Metro, a Sunday paper had lurid allegations about him. But since I've seen no mention on my Twitter feed, I presume it's one of the more tacky Sunday tabloids, and not worth listening too. *nods* He has had private (read: "nekkid") photos leaked by a lassie before, you'd think he'd be a bit less trusting...
I say!
Actually... I prefer to think of him as dorky, animal crazy and a bit unworldy, a la Chris Packham.
Yay! Top Gear Christmas special is from Patagonia. I like the look of it already:
Yes. More dorky, less dork. 
Ooh! Patagonia... That does sound good.
Yes. More dorky, less dork.
Ooh! Patagonia... That does sound good.
They look cold I don't know why that pleases me. The worse time they have the better it is?
That is generally the case. We all get a little sadistic when it comes to Top Gear specials.
Think you've hit the nail on the head there.
How are you doing a.t.m.?
I'm alright. It's a weekend, yesterday I actually saw some of the Turkey Day Marathon, the Gamesmaster Challenge is on (nothing to do with Sir Patrick Moore or Dominic Diamond), and three weeks until holidays. How's yourself?
Good stuffs.
Looking forward to appointment with my therapist on Monday, been re-reading her book in preparation. Just sort of pootling along otherwise.
Monday? I'll have my fingers crossed for you that it all goes well.
Thanks Hitch 
*Is getting nervous, is still re-reading book*
Don't be nervous, it shall go spiffily.
It did go spiffily She was lovely. Its perfect - she even has a slight German accent - she sounds exactly like your classic "therapist" 
She's booked up, but we begin in January *does happy dance*
Yay! Excellent news. *joins you in happy dancing*
Yes, it'll be fortnightly [ her commitments permitting].
Just did a stack of xmas shopping on Amazon *falls in heap*
Hurrah for Amazon.
I went up the town the other weekend... came home in a right strop. 
Horrible.
Ooh... regular appointments.
Ohhh was it bad?
The sight of shoppers duffing each other up to get bargains was most unedifying 
I didn't go on the Friday... I saw the Black Friday episode of Chuck (season 1), I thought it was an exaggeration... It wasn't. Nah.. just went on the Saturday, had trouble finding denims because I'm a weird shape.
Ah I see.
Richard Hammond was on Chatty Man last night. He's claiming the numberplate that angered Argentina was an innocent mistake. Hmmmmm....
