Oh how lovely! So perfect thank you Hitch  

Well its bad news...Though its not in the stomach, its in the small intestine, and  the consultant isn't going to operate to remove it due to Da's age and probable spread elsewhere etc. Spoke to Da on the phone and he sounded good, v. uncomplaining. Going to try to get a second opinion/go private whatever. NOT impressed with the NHS - they're shoving him into palliative care/ a hospice when they've only done one scan + don't even know where its spread to yet.

Wish us luck!

Oh damn... *hugs* If you need to go private, do so. Shame it has to be that way.

Owen gave me the ward numbers and the name of his consultant etc so I'll push them to consider operating to remove the tumour. Da came through major surgery before despite being 81... they seem to be dismissing him cos of his age.

Will keep going - thanks 

*pushes consultant... with a pointy stick*

That'll help.

Spoke to the ward and Dad twice. Owen + I want him to have surgery + take his chances. Consultant is to ring me tomorrow.

Can you please get your wand out + do us one of your spells Hitch 

Thanks again for the lovely pic  Every time I look at it I feel better  

*waves wand* Consultantus Complius!

You are welcome.

 Ta Hitch!

*takes a bow*

*tries to think of more pretty men for you*

 Thanks. No worries the spell will do... sounds a good one. Lets hope it works  

*salutes*

As you wish.

Just got off the phone to the consultant *bangs head on wall* 

Will keep on...

Gah! Want me to cast Cruciatus on the consultant?

 Aye! and I hope its a bad un 

Oh it is, it is indeed...

 Oooh do tell

It's the torture curse. One of the three unforgivable curses. You get life in Azkaban for using one.

Neville Longbottom's parents were driven mad by the curse, spent the rest of their lives in hospital. That's why he lives with his grandmother.

Oh sounds nasty

Though I can think of people who deserve it 

It is a bit...

The other two are the Imperius curse (make people do what you want) and Avada Kedava (the killing curse, you probably know of that one).

No hadn't heard of it. The only curse I've heard of is the evil eye.

The evil eye is a real life one... I was talking Potterverse.

Avada Kedava is the one that Harry Potter survives, but kills both his parents.