Big Brother House - this is Davina.  You are live on Channel 4, please do not effing swear.  I can now reveal that the third person to be evicted from the last ever Big Brother is . . . (annoying pause while I make love with my husband, become pregnant, carry the child, go through childbirth) Caiohme!

Caiohme:  I knew it would be me.  Thanks a blinking lot Dave, for putting me up!  If it wasn't for you, I would have sailed through to the end.

Dave:  I was just following the wishes of my Lord.  My Lord did'nt want you to be in the house, He must have a reason.

Shabby:  OMG!  I never expected that Caiohme would be evicted!

Caiohme:  (to Shabby)  You're coming with me, yeah?

Shabby:  Errrr

Caiohme:  We had a pact!  You said time and time again you would leave with me!

Shabby:  Errrrrrr

Ben:  (crosses over to Caiohme and holds out hand)  Bye.  Nice to know you.  Don't call me, I'll call you.

Sunshine:  (Throws fairy dust into the air)  I've been saved again!  The public love me!  Tomorrow I will run around the garden and commune with the fairies!

Caiohme:  Shabby!  You have to help me!  You love me, you fancy me.  Our romance was the highlight of the show!  You have to leave with me!

Shabby:  Errrrrrr

Davina:  Join me after the break when we hear all about Caiohme's time in the house!