I love Tommy Cooper!! Absolute comic genius....he only has to smile to make me laugh!!

And another clip of the genius:

So funny 

I adored Tommy Cooper

Sorry, but I have to laugh - how on earth can you have a ruck in a Tommy Cooper Thread

He was a rare thing in that he was funny without even doing anything.

Exchange backstage after a Royal Variety Show between him and the Queen

I think you can have a ruck in any thread,     but i must admit i missed the ruck.

 I really don't know how, just like that i suppose.

some of his jokes were so simple but very funny

Oh go on then............

So I said to my Doctor, "Doctor! I've been injured in several places!"
He said, "Well don't go to those places!"


My wife asked if I was a man or a mouse. I said I must be a man, because she's frightened of mice!


But if those mentals come back I will be really cross.

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a cat
Tommy cooper came along
and killed it just like that

From my childhood...

Which particular mentals  Joe?       Sorry have to go crosstown........ laters!   

Good morning dung dung!   I know some of those too!


Mary had a little lamb, 
It ran into a pylon
10,000 volts shot up it's arse
And turned it's wool to nylon!  
   dunno if you're friends will allow you to laugh at my posts but why don't you tell them you have a mind of your own!    

Without going into details so we don't get this thread removed, some postings on that thread had no connection with Tommy Cooper, and were not in keeping with the spirit of this forum.

.... oh and then closed his eyes and then he opened his eyes once again and said, 'AMEN.'

This fella is on safari in Africa when he comes across an elephant lying on the ground, in distress.
He investigates and finds a thorn in its foot.
He removes it, and the elephant trots merrily away.
Twenty years on, the man is standing in the street in London watching a circus procession pass by.
When the elephant gets level with him, it stops, looks straight at him, reaches out with its trunk, lifts him bodily into the air, smashes him on the ground and jumps on him.
It was a different elephant.

That did actually make me laugh. 

I loved Tommy Cooper I just laughed looking at him every time he said "just like that" I would double up laughing, I use to think  I  have heard him say that a million times why do I still find it funny ..I just did

I remember Jimmy Tarbuck saying that Tommy Cooper was getting out of a taxi and he paid the cabby his fare. He then tucked something in to the cabby's top pocket and winked at him and said " here you are, have a drink on me. " The cabby waited until Tommy went off to wherever he was going and when he checked his pocket, it had a tea bag in it. 

My wife had a go at me last night. She said "You'll drive me to my grave".

I had the car out in thirty seconds.

This is a true story. Some friends were in a pub in London and Tommy was there, they started talking to him saying how they enjoyed his shows etc, he chatted to them for a while and before leaving he took out pens from his pocket and handed one to them each. As he walked out they looked at them and they all had written on them "stolen from Tommy Cooper" 

Brilliant

He was such a funny man, he didnt have to speak to have us laughing

Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

"You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."

I phoned the local ramblers club today, but the bloke who answered just went on and on.

A man goes into the doctors. The doctor says, 'Go over to the window and stick your tongue out.'  
Man says, 'Why?'  The doctor says, 'I don't like my neighbours'

Tommy Cooper had an engagement at Allinson's night club in Liverpool.  As usual it was sold out and a good time was had by all.  On the last night, after the show, Tommy called all the night club staff back stage and thanked them for his help.   He shook each by the hand and pressed an envelope into their hands and said : 'Have a good drink on me' .  Later when they opened the envelop, inside was not a large denomination note, but a tea bag!

Spoon jar, jar spoon

I bought some HP sauce the other day.
It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.




Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow,
 and when I woke up the pillow was gone.




I went to the doctors. He said 'I'd like you to lie on the couch'.
I said 'What for?'
He said 'I'd like to sweep the floor'