Short jokes, eh?

There were these two drums and a set of cymbals on top of a cliff..
..BOOM BOOM TISH!

I went to a pet shop,
"I'll have a goldfish please"
The owner sed, "Aquarium?"
I sed, "I don't care wot star sign it is"


BOOM BOOM

Wot did one corgi say to the other after the Queen Mum died?
"At least they'll stop blaming us for peeing on the sofa.."

Oh Dementoid - that is sooo disrespectful to our Royal Family (God bless her)
I am shocked rigid

Two cows in  a field
One cow says, "Are you not worried about mad cow disease?"
The other cow looks over and sez,
"Mee-ooww"

So's she, now

I shouldn't but...........

Deman if you are therehow did you get on?

Get on - wot you been up to Demantoid?

Crappity, but never mind
More visits to consultants due, but still no real answers. Pah! Thanks for asking though.

On with the jokes:

Two nuns in a bath.
NUN 1: "Where's the soap?"
NUN 2: "Yes it does, rather."

I never understood that joke

What?

What virus only affects women?


BIRD FLU 

Oh, you innocents...
Where's (wears)

That is filth - say your sorry, lol

I assume you mean down? Muckypup!

 It's not me, it's those nuns.

Later they were sitting on a park bench when a bloke flashed at them. One fainted, the other had a stroke.