Shabby - pretentious, middle class, art commune squatting, I wanna live like common people, I'm so cool because I wear hats, I know the word heinous so I'm far more intelligent than any of you, I'm expressing myself through my art because I'm too lazy and/or selfish to get a real life, narcissistic drama queen twonk.
Dave - bible thumping, bullsh*t peddling, thicko, I get high on the ghost, I heal people with my hands, I know the bible says homosexuality is wrong but I'm too much of a coward to say that myself, I couldn't even officiate at a wedding anyway because I belong to some t*sspot evangelical sect but I'll keep that quiet, I'm as false as the falsest thing on false planet, I think I'm interesting because I'm different in small town South Wales but the rest of the world took about 5 seconds to recognise me for the dullard that I am, personality void nobend.
I like Josie tho.
Dave - bible thumping, bullsh*t peddling, thicko, I get high on the ghost, I heal people with my hands, I know the bible says homosexuality is wrong but I'm too much of a coward to say that myself, I couldn't even officiate at a wedding anyway because I belong to some t*sspot evangelical sect but I'll keep that quiet, I'm as false as the falsest thing on false planet, I think I'm interesting because I'm different in small town South Wales but the rest of the world took about 5 seconds to recognise me for the dullard that I am, personality void nobend.
I like Josie tho.