Anyway, my nephew got a snake for his birthday in March. It's shed skins already! A cornsnake. Beautiful eyes... the snake has too...
Anyway, my nephew got a snake for his birthday in March. It's shed skins already! A cornsnake. Beautiful eyes... the snake has too...
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I did warn you in the title at least. 
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It's shed skins already
Shoes! Nephew skin shoes!
Clutching at straws here Pam 
Don't tell Barney about the shoes.
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Shoes! Nephew skin shoes!
No... he consumes shoes... even mine... the nephew I mean... not the snake... shoes are useless to snakes. May be useful to me when it gets a bit handbag sized! 
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Pam
And I'd been saying 'sccchhhooyeykettle' in my head all this time?
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May be useful to me when it gets a bit handbag sized!
The nephew, right?Reference:
Clutching at straws here Pam
Maybe... but snakes are more interesting than straw... I could start a straw-based thread if you prefer! Reference:
The nephew, right
No... I need him to carry the one around that I already have. Reference:
And I'd been saying 'sccchhhooyeykettle' in my head all this time
Have you really? 
You should see a speech therapist!Reference:
No... I need him to carry the one around that I already have.
The snake?
Jesus this is confusing, Shooeyooeeyooeykeettttle Pam.
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Have you really? You should see a speech therapist!
I'm not the one with a name picked out of Scrabble letters when I was pissed, ma'am
You must score about 257 with that name, Pam.
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The snake? Jesus this is confusing, Shooeyooeeyooeykeettttle Pam.
No! The nephew! 
... to carry my not yet snake-based handbag!Reference:
No! The nephew! ... to carry my not yet snake-based handbag!
Anyone? Anyone?Reference:
I'm not the one with a name picked out of Scrabble letters when I was pissed, ma'am
It was a well-thought out username I'll have you know! *damn... sussed* 
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It was a well-thought out username I'll have you know! *damn... sussed
Because Pam only scores about 6
Gotta go to bed, stayed up too late, na night Schwoobapretzel
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na night Schwoobapretzel
Night fracasss! 
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It was a well-thought out username I'll have you know! *damn... sussed*
An Aztec goddess of fertility, if I remember correctly...and I can't pronounce it either....Reference:
An Aztec goddess of fertility, if I remember correctly..
And a bugger to spell Glad Pam is now one of me bessie buddies. Reference: 
An Aztec goddess of fertility, if I remember correctly...and I can't pronounce it either....
That's right Sarum... the pronunciation used to be in my sig before LC, but didn't seem the point in having one since. But this is how it should be said...shok-e-kite-zal ... so most call me Pam now!
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An Aztec goddess of fertility, if I remember correctly.. And a bugger to spell Glad Pam is now one of me bessie buddies
Correct on all counts 
thought it was a lovely flower, flower
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thought it was a lovely flower, flower
Is it?! I know flowers are part of my brief... but humbled one was named after me.. *coy smile*Reference:
Correct on all counts
you're prob right, how could I presume otherwise
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shok-e-kite-zal ... so most call me Pam now!
See, that's why some of us choose short, simple, two-syllable names...that's just too pleonastic to be expeditiously assimilated...
Profile is a Mayan goddess of patio furniture. And jerboas.
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you're prob right, how could I presume otherwise
To be honest, it would be dangerous to disagree Lowi 
Sarum wot u been on lass?
I love your name and will never call you Pam, Pam.
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See, that's why some of us choose short, simple, two-syllable names...that's just too pleonastic to be expeditiously assimilated...
Does that mean " Hard to say" ? Reference:
See, that's why some of us choose short, simple, two-syllable names...that's just too pleonastic to be expeditiously assimilated...
Pleonasty hasn't been invented yet has it?! Reference:
Profile is a Mayan goddess of patio furniture. And jerboas.
A minor goddess who's been sub-contracted then. Reference:
Profile is a Mayan goddess of patio furniture. And jerboas.
Ikea furniture if i recall. Reference:
Pleonasty hasn't been invented yet has it
soon could be knocked up and mixed with a coathangerReference:
I love your name and will never call you Pam, Pam.
Thank you Tayto... I think...