Luke Donald - 3 bogies and a birdie - starting from +2 - I think we can forget about him,

What a shot  

I know 

Day fluked an eagle -8

Yee haa!

you backed him Velvet? 

And Snedeker gets a birdie  and joins Day on -8

think Velvet is shouting for him 

Tiger having a mediocre start  

An unbelievable 40/1.

And that's me just tempted fate.

you just got to pray Day doesn't have all the run of luck,,, 

Snedekers probs world no 2 in my book. Won last years FedEx - 10 mill - and ain't put a foot wrong this year.

And I swear I saw him eye up a blonde in the crowd.

he's playing well, but you need a little luck on this course too 

Not many 

Hmm....into the bunker!

if you're talking about Tiger, I don't think so  He plays away with hookers and then goes home to his wife, he's a nice bloke....not 

Hair left tho'  

Bubba in trouble!

on the plus side, we don't have to watch the Oscar winning speech again  

But isn't he last year's winner? That means he presents the jacket to this year's winner.

Yep, he's not a class guy for sure.

oh shit...he's gonna cry parting with it 

he's not very approachable either Vids 

In a nutshell!

I don't think I can bear to watch 

Bubba's iron to the 18th last year's gotta be in the top three surely     

But he doesn't need runners peeling onions from five feet     

Tiger is not putting well at all  

but the first statement true 

Aw Langer's bogeyed the 6th and 7th.  

And Sedeker's dropped one too.

still 55 and he's played really well 

Ouch.

And rain.

For the Dame who plays off two..   

If Westwood could putt he'd be dangerous.

Ok,I was dragged in am in

Sounds like Westwood's not doing as well as hoped.

Don't profess to know everything about golf but I'm trying 

Tigger Woods favourite track on his ipod.

Class Velvet  I enjoyed listening to that, ages since I have heard it 

*The rain could change things dramatically Velvet*

you can be  and Scooby is the man/dog