He should have withdrawn  I'm in cloud cuckoo land hoping Westward plays a stormer 

You're not wrong Dame  

Evening erin  

Probably the best evening's sporting telly of the whole calendar  

Ooops  - Golf

*EC slides out quietly*

It's up there with motorsports  

Precision, shape, solo, mental dexterity..

I thought it was a thread about T-I-double g-er.

Have no interest in golf. I find it boring in the extreme. As a wise man once said "a good walk spoilt". nice scenery, but that's all.

Pleased Blubba Bubba is out of it, I couldn't be watching all those tears again 

Pleased Bernhard is doing well 

Deffo one of the good guys 

Mind you 99.78% of them are  

That leaves Kevin Na and the Shell icon.

Young Chinese boy finished at +12. At the moment that puts him in last place (apart from those that didn't make the cut) but there are others on +12 and close to that that have still a few more holes to play. So it's possible that Guan may not be last by the time today's round finishes.

Or was it Esso.

Me memories shot.

We now have a +13 and a +14, with 3 or 4 holes still to play.

is it just me wishing he would cock his first drive up? 

One player is now +15 with one hole to play and one player is +15 with 3 holes to play.

Phil Mikelson finished on +9

come on Westwood...an eagle on the second would be good 

Paul Lawrie started at +5 and is now +4, but only has one hole left.

Rory McIlroy also started at +5 and has finished on +2

he's won the amateur cup hasn't he? 

The players who were on -2 overnight are now starting their rounds.

Kevin Na's bad round has just turned into a nightmare. He started on +4 and by the 11th he was +9, however he has just taken 10 strokes at the par 3 12th. Apparently he put the ball in the water THREE times! So he's now +16.

I don't know anything about golf apart from ole comb over Trump going Ape shit over some offshore wind farms up here.I think he wants to sue spud heed Salmond.

Yes, very definitely.

And made history as the youngest player ever to make the cut.

I can't work McIlroy out.

He's not exactly stepped up since signing the big one.

Opposite.

He also tool the one point penalty very maturely..  which I thought was pretty petty, considering they had kept up and were not holding any players up 

he got to number one and assumed he didn't have to work hard to keep it 

I get a bit of that Dame  

Unfortunately the real number one has turned up like him or not.

Magnificent golfer.

I hate golf and I can't stomach that creep Tiger Woods, so I've got no opinion.

Hi velvet

Hi col  

Miss you chipping in as often as you did 

Westwood starts par, birdie.

Langer starts birdie, birdie.

Let's hope Snedeker goes eagle albatross.

got to agree...but I still don't like him Velvet, never have even before all is shenanigans.

and another 

Can't spit on a golf course for one example  

bugger when you've a fly in your throat 

Well yes.

But I was going to keep his private life out of it.

tut...get your mind out of the sewer 

I did think about deleting that.

Soz.

And Westwood is only another par.

no...........I love all these forum rumours 

I wouldn't mind Bernhard winning at all