genius, slightly floored

He never shagged me.

Bell end looks much better as one word-bellend.  See? It's just more aesthetically pleasing.

I'm not so sure.  I quite like splitting it.  Lasts longer. 

Both 

Sounds painful

bell end

Nor me...which given his track record and mine (pre MrB!!) is some kind of miracle....

I tried to get an exclusive from a red top but they weren't interested.

Mebbe we should go together and claim we are the other two thirds of the threesome he missed out on....

Will they remember him for his puttting and chipping though?

It certainly won't be for a hole in one.

Possibly his long iron 

I think he is getting rusty and needs more practice.

Ooo..


 in the bunker again.

His mashy niblick's obsolete.  He must be devastated.

the strangling stuffs creepy, I'll never look at him the same again. Weirdo 

Who wouldn't be? 

Stupid woman for doing it. Then moaning on camera about it in her undercrackers.

I know, creepy isn't it. That's how Red Bundy started 

Now your talking!  i mean oops  how shocking

That's made me roar laughing

Red Bundy was a rotter.  Recited Lenin's personal diary before popping their head on a stick. 

Red ? I must get a new keyboard 

I know, his twin brother Ted wasn't much better either 

Family affair. 

I must get new specs  Its no good all this squinting

I want to see your smilies  they are little boxes with a red dot.

F I L T H !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

tigger kitten(s) 

Its a game of now you see them , now you don't.

Said Mr Woody about his pantaloons I guess.

Al was one to watch..

Bloody hell,   three of them 

Just another bloke caught out..

They never mentioned his Mum in this story - weird.  Can`t remember, was she a vietnamese girl Earl brought back from Saigon?

Anyways his Buddhist dream was that he`d make a child to teach mankind a lesson - and he did. But it won`t change things - testosterone rules the planet.