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Me too
And 'ello Stonks
Bizarre. Hope he's okay 
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Me too And 'ello Stonks
Ello Baz....
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Bizarre. Hope he's okay
Bizarre is the word Retty....
Errr, he backed into a fire hydrant. Not really a "CRASH" is it?
I don't mean to be dismissive, but it's not like he was traveling at a high speed and crashed headlong into another car travelling at high speed.
I don't mean to be dismissive, but it's not like he was traveling at a high speed and crashed headlong into another car travelling at high speed.
Do we know the speed? It does say serious 
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Do we know the speed? It does say serious
They are claiming 33 or below cos of the lack of airbag deployment but it was nearly 3am, he hit a hydrant carried on driving then hit a tree, he has facial laserations but don't know what other injuries he has....
I'm with Suzi on this 
I mean I hope he's ok but first you hit a hydrant then have another go at a tree!
I mean I hope he's ok but first you hit a hydrant then have another go at a tree! sky news say hes ok now and been released from hospital
Surely an accident is an accident............Is it not newsworthy unless it's a serious injury 
Hello Stonksy
Hello Stonksy
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Surely an accident is an accident............Is it not newsworthy unless it's a serious injury Hello Stonksy
Ello Stoory....We'll know how bad it is if he does'nt show up for his next competition next week and as you say an accident is an accident....
pparently no alcohol involved......................wonder if he'd had a barney with the missusus at 2.30 am and went storming out of the house? all a bit strange TBH.
The facts will come out eventually, hope is ok, I know he's out of hospital now.
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They are claiming 33 or below cos of the lack of airbag deployment but it was nearly 3am, he hit a hydrant carried on driving then hit a tree
Iron, driver, wood ... I'm sure there's a pun in there somewhere for a golfer. 
Why did his wife bash out the rear windows with a golf club? Seems a little wierd to me.
I see one of the tabloids has followed up saying he'd fallen out with his wife who was raging about a 'birdie' as they put it. See! It's a pun writer's dream.
Oh, and there was the fairly obvious Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant earlier.
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I see one of the tabloids has followed up saying he'd fallen out with his wife who was raging about a 'birdie' as they put it. See! It's a pun writer's dream.
Hole in one!
No doubt he's feeling below par today. Etc.