A friend told me she'd rather go jogging with a brillo pad in her knickers..

just thought I'd share

The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables

THRUSH: The Man From Uncle.

You just spoiled your own thread!  

Solo or Kuriakin man? 

Ewwwww!!

Solo, he was kinda cool.

But I do have a soft spot for Illya.  

I was always an Illya gal. Solo was a bit of a prude. 

A brillo pad that had also been put in a microwave. 

I actually have also had it around the back of my neck!  Thrush, I mean. 

ok

im calling the filf police

I think your GP should be your first port of call. 

Canesten 

why!? oh why? i dont like my doc-he talks like an indian dalek & i cant understand him-i just nod

please dont make me go

Don't get thrush then, dearest pirate. 

My next thread is going to be about another bird, but I will feel a bit of a *** putting it up and may get a ban. 

i was gonna do same but i'd be a bit of a

if i did

I already know where you're heading with this EC. 

I won't crow about it!

oh no!

its a bird word thing

please dont do it

you'll be robin EC of the thread

NEXT!

He won't care. He's cuckoo. 

how rude!

you gannet say that about EC!

***Flicks through me bird watching book, in anticipation**  

*Joins Syd and ponders when the use of Rough Faced Shag will be appropriate*

owl have you know its difficult to keep coming up with bird references

oh that'll be when ive finished these beers

Phew, I thought I was late!

'scuse me puffin.

I feel a bit of a tit for not knowing any bird names

Just wing it Aimes!

dont worry about it im not bothered-im not laughing cos youre late

my girlfriend is

shes a mockingbird

Whose tern is it?

I feel a bit of a tit for not knowing any bird names

You sound like a red faced booby.

*hides bird manual under table*  

hahahaha!

ducked if i know

No need to be unpheasant

Is that a new tweetment?

you use a can a pipet or is that pipette