Basildon Bond set

 and Fountain Pen

by a very

wasn't all it

seemed to be

it carried a

health warning to..

all asthma sufferers..

butterflies bearing gifts

peace and goodwill

be damned he thought (sorry that's 4)

I'm going to

complain in person

And if they

dared to disregard

sure to let..

them have it

where it hurt

and no holding

back with letting..

his feelings known

cat on the

jingle bells and

President of OFCOM

so he was 

promptly arrested for

showing off his

crown jewels in

front of all

who were very

no presents for