The bill for
the hangers on
shocked him so
He got rid
of his past
and looked forward
to starting over
and change his
life for the
woman he loves
and get his
you know what
and boost his
great big ego
which had deflated
jump out of
the day dream
and get real
he said to..
himself in the
Mirror, "what have.."
do to make
Rich, charming man.
who can pull
the birds and
Charm their mums
so he decided
to get a
personality transplant ..then
beans on toast
heat his toaster
or wash up
and he could..