they gave him
his fare home
he caught the
last bus going
and fell asleep
but then he
fell of his
seat onto a
fat old bint
who hit him
with her brolly
the brolly snapped
and one of
the spokes got
caught in his
nether region which
made him squeal
Like a baby
the woman laughed
as it was
funny too watch
he tried to
stand up but
fell to the
ground laughing loudly
ground laughing loudly
and could not
get to his
Feet, what a
hoo-hah this caused
the whole place
came to a
halt to stare
as he was
bewildered at what
was happening to
him,his ego
was dented forever
red faced he